The Friday quiz................

[Slartibartfast]

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Harry J Allstars said:
God you know how to ruin a good joke <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

Oooh is there going to be a good joke then? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/hump.gif" alt="" />

[Harry J Allstars]

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Slartibartfast said:

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Harry J Allstars said:
God you know how to ruin a good joke <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

Oooh is there going to be a good joke then? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/hump.gif" alt="" />

Thats what I've heard, I hope it hurries up and gest hear, I'm bored.

[EUFC superb]

iv got some good jokes if anyone wants them

[Harry J Allstars]

Go on then.

[EUFC superb]

a man walks into a bar and asks for 12 shots. the barman obliges and gives him them. the man starts drinking them the quickest he can.

the barman goes "why are you drinking so fast?"

man replies "you would be to if you had what i had!"

barman puzzled says "why what do you have???"

 

 

 

 

 

man replies " 75 pence!!"

[Harry J Allstars]

You'll love this........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...........I don't get it!!!!

[FleetFanatic]

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Harry J Allstars said:
Anyway your all wrong the answer was dust.

Dust..... high in fat or low in fat.....anybody?

Dust..... anybody...... dust?

Anybody..... dust..... anybody?

I knew we'd get back to Little Britain on a Friday.

[Harry J Allstars]

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FleetFanatic said:

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Harry J Allstars said:
Anyway your all wrong the answer was dust.

Dust..... high in fat or low in fat.....anybody?

Dust..... anybody...... dust?

Anybody..... dust..... anybody?

I knew we'd get back to Little Britain on a Friday.

Now thats comedy

[FleetFanatic]

What was that?

 

(Hint: say low in fat in an Indian tone.)

[EUFC superb]

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Harry J Allstars said:
You'll love this........
















...........I don't get it!!!!

harry - 75 pence isnt really enough to pay for 12 shots is it?

[FleetFanatic]

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gnfc superb said:

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Harry J Allstars said:
You'll love this........

...........I don't get it!!!!

harry - 75 pence isnt really enough to pay for 12 shots is it?

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Harry J Allstars]

Top draw, anyone for a lead balloon?

[FleetFanatic]

Hmmmm - somebody edited my post and left just the grinning face?

[Harry J Allstars]

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FleetFanatic said:
Hmmmm - somebody edited my post and left just the grinning face?

I must be missing something tonight, I don't get that joke either.

[FleetFanatic]

That wasn't a joke.

 

I actually responded to gnfc superb's comment with

 

'You get lots of Cadbury's shots in a 99p bag. There the only shots that you're be lucky enough to consume' or something similar and it disappeared!

 

We must have a sweet censorship policy now.

[FleetFanatic]

Still watching The Two Ronnies. Classic comedy.

[Harry J Allstars]

Funnily enough I put my reply to that post of yours that got edited but when I came back it was gone.

 

SPOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well it is Halloween.......

 

.........Oh wait no it isn't.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

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Harry J Allstars said:
Anyway your all wrong the answer was dust.

Proves you don't do much work on your desk then...........I used to dust my desk with my elbows.........Just as i fell asleep! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Slartibartfast]

Harry, here's another one you won't get:

 

 

When I went on holiday last year I flew with B.A.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He said: " You crazy fool, I ain't gettin on no plane!" <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

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FleetFanatic said:
That wasn't a joke.

I actually responded to gnfc superb's comment with

'You get lots of Cadbury's shots in a 99p bag. There the only shots that you're be lucky enough to consume' or something similar and it disappeared!

We must have a sweet censorship policy now.

Glad i'm not the only persons posts that disappear.........Call me paranoid.......... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />