Directions

[David Holden]

The directions page has been updated to keep our visitors away from the pleasures of the CTRL roadworks.

[BULLSHIFTER]

Can you give us a brief description of your stadium,capacity,how many bars burger vans ,segregation,whether stands are covered or not.

We know very little about your setup?

[BULLSHIFTER]

better still any pics?

[David Holden]

Well the ground has 4 sides with a goal at each end. <img src="/forums/images/icons/smirk.gif" alt="" />

 

The will be segregation for the Hereford match and away fans will be at the Swanscombe end. The entrance for away fans will be through the car park.

 

The will sadly be no bar facilities but everything else will be laid on for you.

 

This picture taken against Gillingham last season gives a good view of the away end

 

[David Holden]

Of course this picture doesn't show the complimentary sheep as the Gillingham fans tend not to use them. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/yelrotflmao.gif" alt="" />

[FleetFanatic]

It doesn't show them either - spelling police!!!

 

Heh heh heh.....I beat Alan W to it anyway!!!

[BULLSHIFTER]

thanx ,we could well bring a few hundred with us,800 went to the fgr match yesterday,but thats only 50 odd mile away.

but now we are joint first who knows.

Have you made arrangements for our Bull,he likes straw and the odd carrot and is partial to a drop of scrumpy.

He gets a bit messy after a few pints mind,don't worry we've got our own bucket(s)and shovells.

[BULLSHIFTER]

RE the Bull: I expect you've seen a lot of crap at your playing field before,you must be well used to it.

[David Holden]

Not really, we haven't played you since the pitch was relayed.

 

We have had several offers to look after the bull during the match, and we have accepted one from a Mr Dewhurst.

[BULLSHIFTER]

pITCH YOU JEST SURELY,veg patch would describe it most accuretly,we like carrots,but swedes are our favourite,and YES WE WILL CRAP ON YOU,REST ASSURED.

[David Holden]

That's an interestingly uninformed comment seeing as you haven't seen the pitch so have a look at this match report from one of our opponents.

 

Maidstone United

 

 

[BULLSHIFTER]

ACCEPT MY APPOLOGIESyou do indeed seem to have a playable pitch,the canvey lad was talking through his plectrum it seems,sour and grapes spring to mind.see you saturday,I've heard it on the grapevine about 500 will descend on your manor,can you cope?.

[David Holden]

Well we coped with about 900 D&R fans on Tuesday night so there shouldn't be any problems.

 

You can always ignore what Canvey say about us those grapes are very sour. Two years ago the pitch was a disgrace, but we have spent a lot of money on it since then bringing it up to scratch. It's probably one of the best playing surfaces in Kent now.

 

Enjoy the trip up on Saturday because it's a long way home when you lose. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool_shades.gif" alt="" />

[BULLSHIFTER]

We've lost b4 friend many many times,it's something u get used to.

This season I think will be different.

[BULLSHIFTER]

D&r fans aren't HEREFORD FANS,wait and see.