he never said that did he

[zody]

IS THE MOTHER IN LAW DRIVING YOU MAD TODAY BEING MOTHERS DAY, IF SHE IS READ ON

 

 

'I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.' - Lee Hendrie

 

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.' - Ian Rush

 

Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'

David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.'

 

'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas

 

'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham

 

'The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukranians will be more European.' - Phil Neville

 

'All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.' - Mitchell Thomas

 

'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.' - Graeme Le Saux

 

'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.' - Alan Shearer

 

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry

 

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

 

'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.' - Neville Southall

 

'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.' - Alan Shearer

 

'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper

 

'I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.' - Stan Collymore

 

'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' - Ade Akinbiyi

 

'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.' - Ian Wright

 

'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' - Ugo Ehiogu

 

'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.' - Jonathan Woodgate

 

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'- David Beckham

 

'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.' - Les Ferdinand

 

Best laugh you have had today I bet.

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[Nikki 50/50]

no. read it all before. think everyone got an email like that a few years ago.

[zody]

wait till you have a mother in law, u may change your mind and thank me

[Nikki 50/50]

wait till im married first. christ that'll be enough!

 

only want the rock and the wedding, and of course joint bank account!

[Squadron Leader]

 

 

Don;t do it Junior, it's not worth the hassle believe you me!!!

 

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[Nikki 50/50]

haha!! your always right SL, so think i agree with you on this one!

[Squadron Leader]

 

 

You know it makes sence Girlie, just keep on selling those tickets!!!!

 

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