The funniest joke I may of ever said

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

So I was in Turnmills last night and Peter Hook (of New Order fame) was DJ-in.

I asked him when Abu Hamza was turning up

He looked a bit bemused and I said "somebody told me the hook was DJ-in tonight"

He laughed and shook my hand! Top Man!

 

BTW look out for a band called El Presidente, they are superb, as are Y.O.B (Youth of Britian). El Presidente have a couple of stunners in the band, on drums and one on keyboards.

 

Geez, I feel ill and I'm very very tired zzzzzz

[MK James]

 

You never cease to amaze me... what's your secret- is it speed?

[Laz]

I bet you wish you had thought up the name Boretree, Thornsey? Now that would put you in the Jim Davison class of comedian.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Apparently I'm more Carr/Gervais <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quote:

Laz EFM said:
I bet you wish you had thought up the name Boretree,

They have a new one now, Bishops Stortford are called Shagford <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[Laz]

Our first aid specialist is stuck in the snow so hold fire with the humour for a bit in case I "split my sides" with laughter.

 

I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking of a name for Margate.

 

I suppose some one has already called them Marmite? Not in the same class as Shagford I know but it's the best I can do this morning, fella.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No worries geez

[Laz]

Cheers, fella!

 

Shaggate?

 

Monggate?

 

Boregate?

[YELLOW]

Thought it was Margit.

[Electric ~soul~]

Quote:

BTW look out for a band called El Presidente, they are superb

Yep. Definitely one of the funniest jokes you've ever said.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

What do you know about modern music?

 

BTW, I now have a MP3-CD convertor program so it shouldn't be long before you have a couple of CD's of new music to critize <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

And I'll do YELLLOW one as well to help him out of his Britpop phase!

[Electric ~soul~]

Criteria for a "superb" band, according to the legend that is Sniffer Thorns...

 

• wear mad t-shirts and knee-length 'wacky'-colourful early 90s-style bermuda shorts.
• jump around alot playing simple barre chords on your guitar with the distorter pedal turned up to eleven (see Carter and Busted)
• have 'wacky' spiky hair, preferably shaved down one side and unwashed for six months
• 'sing'-shout banal rubbish (often about politics) in their put-on regionalised accents whilst their pre-recorded DAT machines do all the musical-type stuff, ie. bass and drum loops
• have their single stall at number 137 in the charts, so you can bang on about how the best music is undiscovered and spunk over how you're one of only a select few who have heard of them (see Art Brut etc.)
• And of course, unless they've been pre-approved by either member of untalented 1990's skiffle unit Carter, you're not allowed to like them

Get yourself a Simon & Garfunkel album, mate. Discover real music, created and performed by talented poets.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

*yawn*

[Electric ~soul~]

In asterisks, eh!

 

How very 'non-league message board' of you!!

 

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Not quite as repetative as your insight into the music I like!

 

If you like Simon & Garfunkel so much then check out The Field Mice, they piss on them!

[Electric ~soul~]

I doubt it.