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[Two Fat Feet]

Not guilty m'lud.

[Steph]

I didn't hear Delia just what did she say as they would not repeat it on the "Today" programme?

[Two Fat Feet]

I know nothing about that but I did hear a briliant record which was made a couple of years ago, doing cut-ups of her presenting recipes and editing them together so it sounded like she was describing any number of sexual acts.

 

I think Johnny Cradock once said "make sure your donuts look like Fanny's".

[coupwotcoup]

Heard on a commentary from a Gaelic Football match (or the other one where they beat the sh!t out of each other with sticks and a hockey ball, now call me old fashioned, but if the PC brigade can ban kids throwing snowballs in school, what the hell would they make of this!) in Dublin:

'Teddy McCarthy to John McCarthy, no relation, John McCarthy back to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation...'

[Gazza]

Especially for Happy this one, Brian Moore at Anfield May 1989.......

 

"Its up for grabs now......"

 

"McMahon's on his knees, Nicol's on his knees, Dalglish just stands there....."

 

HAPPY DAYS!!!!!

[coupwotcoup]

err...no.

[Two Fat Feet]

Tom S's reply actually had a droll irony to it, whether intentional or not it made me laugh.

 

Might have to remember that one and use it myself at a later date.