Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Ryan.c]

Scum lose 2-1 at Slagford in Trophy.

[GazzaBTFC]

Good.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Two Questions!

 

Who are scum?

Who on earth are Slagford? That is a bizarre name for any team even by your normal low standards.

[GazzaBTFC]

Well the Scum are Canvey Island. And it was only due to the fact that I knew Canvey were playing Bishops Stortford (Slagford), that I got the other...

 

Nice Ryan...Nice.

 

Anyway, how are you Thornsey?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Where does the Slagford bit some from though?

 

Do you take the end of a any teams names

Tree / Ford / Island /

 

And then just add random words:

Pikey / Bore / Slag

 

I'm OK Gazza, me and Laz were just discussing the fact I haven't been on here for a couple of weeks with my brand of childish wit so I thought I'd give you the pleasure of my company. Please remember to bite <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

All well in the Gazza camp I hope!

[GazzaBTFC]

Well yeah...sort of. That bit of news I gave you on the PM has concluded..sadly...But all well otherwise. Well...some bits are brilliant...strange old World.

 

(We're talking in code here, betcha people will wonder)...

 

Bite? Nah...Ozbrit has surpassed you in winding me up. Actually he has surpassed you in the "twat" stakes... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> (of course I use it as a term "endearment"). You've got work to do me old "son". Let battle commence... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

That's obviously bad news ..... I'll see if I can cheer you up by taking my position back at number 1 in the "twat" chart <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[GazzaBTFC]

You've got your work cut out mate.

[Ozbrit]

EFM you're too zany to upset Gazza, Just hit him with a few facts and figures - thats what spins him out.

 

Phil, downunder but really ontop!

[GazzaBTFC]

Phil, I could say something...but I won't.

 

Facts and figures don't tell the stroy..being there does...You're not qualified to do that so, go away.

 

And don't hijack this thread...Me and Thornsey have some B A N T E R I N G (spelled out so you can take it away and look it up) to do...

 

Goodbye.

[The Town Crier]

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Ozbrit said:
EFM you're too zany to upset Gazza, Just hit him with a few facts and figures - thats what spins him out.

Phil, downunder but really ontop!

Phil, did you know, that 12% of the Braintree working population list their occupation as Personal services. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[GazzaBTFC]

Quote:

Ozbrit said:
Phil, downunder but really ontop!

On top? Ha!!! In your dreams!!!

[Simon BTFC]

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:

I'm OK Gazza, me and Laz were just discussing the fact I haven't been on here for a couple of weeks with my brand of childish wit so I thought I'd give you the pleasure of my company.

The pleasure is, of course, entirely yours <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Spurs going well are they???

[Simon BTFC]

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Ozbrit said:
EFM you're too zany to upset Gazza, Just hit him with a few facts and figures - thats what spins him out.

I think being in Austrailia is playing havoc with your grasp of the English language there Phil... You have "Zany" and "Tedious" confused.

[Ozbrit]

Hahah! Simon I'm the tedious one