the funniest thing you seen at a football match

[Gazza]

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Ponders Ender said:
Think it was against ,Yeading matt edwards scored on that afternoon with a direct free kick.Beardsley was taking the piss out of everton losing and fruitbat took umbridge.

A Matt Edwards goal, blimey no wonder you remember the match!
They were a bit rare as i remember, but was a quality player on his day though.

[lovely stuff]

Talking of Fruitbat dumping Beardley in the bin.Who remembers Spencer.Fruitbat used to try to dump him in the bin at every match.

[Fruitbat]

Did more than try. Did him about Three times. The last one I dumped him in the massive bin near the Bar, and made him cry.

Altogether Now, Poor little Spency baby !

[The Realist]

Someone fell in the river and lost a shoe at hornchurch retrieving a ball, Mick ewen the ESL ref and recent hornchurch secretary who was also a copper arriving late for a game as he had arrested the bloke who tried to wash his windscreen at the lights.

 

Stuart Horne i think saying thanks for the players sandwiches at an away game, before they were put out. Not as put out as the wedding guests next door

[The Realist]

and there's more

The ESL cup draw that took three attempts as there was always a team left at the end.

 

Steve Brock scoring and running behind tge goal kissing his badge in front of no one.

 

The coach driver at Aldershot hitting the entrance to the parks canopy then parking inside and watching two jobsworths with two says shouting "they're in the park they're in the park repeat no one has paid no one has paid"

[zody]

can see you smiling writing this realist

[MbrunoB]

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Ponders Ender said:
Think it was against ,Yeading matt edwards scored on that afternoon with a direct free kick.Beardsley was taking the piss out of everton losing and fruitbat took umbridge.

but what season?

[Mackie. D]

Had to be, woodford v eton manor a few seasons back, when a town player got injured, McBean who was stand -in manager at the time, walking on the pitch in a three piece suit & crombie overcoat,with a bucket and sponge in one hand carrying his 5 year old daughter in the other.

superb!!!

[Lightweight]

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The Realist said:
Someone fell in the river and lost a shoe at hornchurch retrieving a ball, Mick ewen the ESL ref and recent hornchurch secretary who was also a copper arriving late for a game as he had arrested the bloke who tried to wash his windscreen at the lights.

Stuart Horne i think saying thanks for the players sandwiches at an away game, before they were put out. Not as put out as the wedding guests next door

On the subject of sandwiches, I remember after a terrible game at sungate, the players sandwiches were put out in the bar where Steve Wolfe started to hand them out saying " those bast*rds don't deserve these!!" By the time the players arrived in the bar we had scoffed the lot.

[Lightweight]

In fact Steve used to have a knack of blagging his way into the chairmans room after matches for a free drink and a scoff! Wish he could make more games. I miss him.

[Two Fat Feet]

We were lucky to arrive at all, having reached the town, homed in on the floodlights and pulled in at the Military Stadium. Terry Felton had to get out at the Tourist Information office to ask directions.