Help!!!!

[coupwotcoup]

Does anyone know what effect 450g of raw peanuts and raisins, plus two litres of Spanish Tinto have on one's cholesterol?

[Two Fat Feet]

Am intimately acquainted with a specialist cardiac nurse, will report back to you (if you're still alive by then).

[coupwotcoup]

Not that lovely minx you brought to the Player of the year do the other season??? I have got a prostrate problem by the way!

[theabbeyabbott]

these blanal threads........

[Two Fat Feet]

You mean you're flat out already?

 

No, the lovely minx is shacked up with her long-term boyfriend in Cheshire. She liked you though, she said she felt a kind of affinity with you, and agreed when I suggested that it's because you're both wholly unreliable.

[coupwotcoup]

Are we talking spit or swallow here?

[zody]

see you on heat again perv

[coupwotcoup]

Did you and her ever, well you know, <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/sperma.gif" alt="" /> you can tell me, nobody is listening and you know I can keep a secret!

 

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PS: I'd be naffing gutted if you did and I didn't!!!

[zody]

bet if she did you wouldnt stop talking to her all the way through it

[coupwotcoup]

Has been known!!!!

 

 

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[coupwotcoup]

I asked them to sponsor us three times, a) the shirts, a match and c) the match ball. The powers that be are still on the floor with their legs in the air having laughed their socks off ever since....nuff said? And I told them that they could claim the dosh back too!

[zody]

aswell as moaning no doubt

[Two Fat Feet]

no we didn't, but not for the wanting of trying on my part (when we were at school).

[coupwotcoup]

I'll tell you something, she could certainly do the boogaloo! First woman I have ever seen get you on a dance floor...or man come to think of it!!!

[Two Fat Feet]

who do you think I am, Dave Smith?

[coupwotcoup]

Yeah, but you have always been the cool silent type. A bit like Clark Gable (no, not Betty Grable, never seen yer legs)!

[Two Fat Feet]

Definitely coming on to me.

[coupwotcoup]

Bet she looked good unwrapped! On a serious note now. I know that Zody does superbly well in getting the school kids over for various matches, but word of mouth sometimes disappears into the ether. How about this then. What about getting thousands of credit card-sized cards (A8?) with Romford FC printed on them and this admits one to ......fill in gap of game and then dish them out to schools.

Having something tangible tends to have a more reactive response with people, especially kids. I understand that we make bugger all out of them, apart from the odd programme sales, but it may be worth investigating the cost. 32 from one A2 sheet of card, so a 1000 sheets would produce 32,000 tickets (?). I am sure we could get some advertising for the back. Only a thought but what do you reckon?