Your New Favourite Hack --- Press Release

[GHA EFM]

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The spirit of truthful yet cynical, harsh but fair, un-biased yet controversial journalism lives on as strong as ever within EFM today with the announcement that GHA has taken over from Jesus as the local St. Albans City reporter for the Non-League Paper. GHA has vowed to be 'as factually inaccurate' a possible in his reports, and has also stated that he 'will not hesitate to use the phrase 'their number n' where 'n' is an opposition player whose name was not caught by myself.' It has also been confirmed that AFF will write the match report for the game against Heybridge Swifts due to GHA's holiday commitments. GHA has made it clear, however, that his availability for the reserve team squad is not affected by his appointment, should the call come through (07941 425544) - ed

 

The appointment of GHA was confirmed at 14:11 today.

 

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[Webbo MFI]

welcome back GHA

 

do you know if Homer will be back from hols in time to do the Ford match report for the site?

[GHA EFM]

You pay him loads of money, he goes on a holiday with that money, and then you complain??

 

I'm not sure when he gets back. Ask around at the match today.

[Rob_the_Saint]

I'll do it, how does it go...

 

Back down the park for the visit of....

 

blah, blah, blah...

 

The Dynamic Duo selected.....

 

blah, blah, blah

 

Entertainment 7/10, Atmosphere 4/10 etc

 

Some team news and more blah, blah blah.

 

Simple, even I could do it!

 

[only joking]

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

well take the arsenal badge off GHA and we might accept you. we need totally baised people not someone who may lean to north london scum!