IM BACK

[Ron Merlin]

Again the connoisseur of rough trade brings us his Southend Guide to Under-Pier Cottaging... charming tourist info once again, MIM. We thank you humbly.

[The Invisible Man]

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MEAN_IT_MICK_IS_BACK said:
Cant beat a bit of nosh under Southend pier with a dirty little 16 year old!!!

Try it with girls, Mick.

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

Invisible man that is a weak comeback and i sense a lack of banter in you.

Ron Merlin its good to see you are still about fella.

My greetings to you for talking to me without an abusive word against me!

Its Basildon this weekend for me also.

Lets see what the dirty rippers there are like!

[Arkwright]

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MEAN_IT_MICK_IS_BACK said:
Invisible man that is a weak comeback and i sense a lack of banter in you.
Ron Merlin its good to see you are still about fella.
My greetings to you for talking to me without an abusive word against me!
Its Basildon this weekend for me also.
Lets see what the dirty rippers there are like!

Same as Southend only cheaper.

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

Sounds like a bit of me then!!!

 

Ill report back Monday morning about my Saturday night in Bas-Vegas!

[Ron Merlin]

A quick Google found you this club night in Basildon - enjoy yourself, Mick.

 

http://www.colorsessex.co.uk/

[Fruitbat]

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MEAN_IT_MICK_IS_BACK said:
Cant beat a bit of nosh under Southend pier with a dirty little 16 year old!!!

Fruitbat you are a total mug who i have no time for.
Fair play i havent played for 18 months but at least i can walk 10 metres without breaking into a sweat!
You are a total athlete in the world of darts im guessing!
Also when did you last see your [****!!****] with looking at it in a mirror?

Do Sheep grow to 16 Years of age ??
I dont need to see it, thats why I have a Missus !!

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

I bet your missus is a right sort.....

 

The sort you throw bricks at!

[Fruitbat]

I bet shes way better than your Boyfriends and Wooly girlfriends !

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

You are so boring fruitbat im sure paint watches you dry.

Average comebacks, eat sh1t pecker head!

[Fruitbat]

Granted, I don't have your colurful, super intelligent, turn of phrase. I feel really despondent and useless without such talent at my disposal !

[TopGun]

Fruitbat I haven't seen your friend The shadow of late ,Have you managed to kill him yet ?

[Fruitbat]

He has departed to far off lands to find his new wooly girlfriends. Expect MIM to join him soon !

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

Oh fruitbat you really are great for banter, maybe one day we could have a pie together at a game. or two or three or four pies in your case!

[The Invisible Man]

No you can't Mick.

 

Fruity ate them all.

[Fruitbat]

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MEAN_IT_MICK_IS_BACK said:
Oh fruitbat you really are great for banter, maybe one day we could have a pie together at a game. or two or three or four pies in your case!

Yeah, or we could strap 'em to your spindly legs, so they looked a wee bit more normal, EH !!

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

I have pure legs fella, i have no idea what you are talking about. Go eat a pie lardy boy!

When was the last time you saw your feet?

 

Oh how i love the banter!