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Proposals for forum…

 

I think anyone who is not registered should be banned forthwith – to fail to create a login account for these forums is clearly a grave crime and should be punished accordingly. Proles are not human and therefore their opinion is worthless.

 

An ‘Inner Council’ should be formed comprising of ten or so members who skills at identifying spelling, grammar and literary mistakes are superior to all others. ‘Inner council’ members opinions and views should never be questioned and their opinions are superior to all others. Founder members of the ‘Inner Council’...FleetFantatic, Stu M, Hirsty, chris blanc will start recruiting amongst fellow comrades for the remaining positions immediately.

 

An ‘Outer Council’ is also to be created. This will comprise of twenty-five members whose aim is to assist the inner party on these forum. Their initially role will be to post messages directly after ‘inner party’ members have posted and the messages should contain only the words ‘I couldn’t agree more’ and ‘your so right’. Chatham Gary, mikefleet, Harry J All-stars, jc, slartibartfast and co will make up this ‘

Outer party’

 

The only acceptable language to be used on this forum is ‘fleetspeak’. All other languages will eventually be eradicated. An appendix is currently being compiled by Gordan T, Alan W, and number 8 and will be published in the at 2200 outlining all acceptable words.

 

There will be an introduction of the ‘Thought Police’. Nobody knows who is in the thought police (although no prizes for guessing). The aim of the thought police is to identify anyone they believe is hostile to this doctrine and make them known to the inner council. Be warned, anyone who does not cheer loudly enough when members of the inner council speak is likely, to have their IP address traced, be convicted of thought crimes and subsequently their PC vaporised.

 

Fleet are currently at war with Gills, Margit are our allies and have never been our enemies.

 

Big brother is watching….

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1 4m p1553d 0ff w17h a11 th15 80110cks, and as for using numbers instead of letters k155 my 4r5e..!!
Seriously though, I thought it was amusing, one of the reasons why we should allow anon posters to contribute..!!


The trouble being, a few idiots spoil it for the rest.
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Proposals for forum…

I think anyone who is not registered should be banned forthwith – to fail to create a login account for these forums is clearly a grave crime and should be punished accordingly. Proles are not human and therefore their opinion is worthless.

An ‘Inner Council’ should be formed comprising of ten or so members who skills at identifying spelling, grammar and literary mistakes are superior to all others. ‘Inner council’ members opinions and views should never be questioned and their opinions are superior to all others. Founder members of the ‘Inner Council’...FleetFantatic, Stu M, Hirsty, chris blanc will start recruiting amongst fellow comrades for the remaining positions immediately.

An ‘Outer Council’ is also to be created. This will comprise of twenty-five members whose aim is to assist the inner party on these forum. Their initially role will be to post messages directly after ‘inner party’ members have posted and the messages should contain only the words ‘I couldn’t agree more’ and ‘your so right’. Chatham Gary, mikefleet, Harry J All-stars, jc, slartibartfast and co will make up this ‘
Outer party’

The only acceptable language to be used on this forum is ‘fleetspeak’. All other languages will eventually be eradicated. An appendix is currently being compiled by Gordan T, Alan W, and number 8 and will be published in the at 2200 outlining all acceptable words.

There will be an introduction of the ‘Thought Police’. Nobody knows who is in the thought police (although no prizes for guessing). The aim of the thought police is to identify anyone they believe is hostile to this doctrine and make them known to the inner council. Be warned, anyone who does not cheer loudly enough when members of the inner council speak is likely, to have their IP address traced, be convicted of thought crimes and subsequently their PC vaporised.

Fleet are currently at war with Gills, Margit are our allies and have never been our enemies.

Big brother is watching….



Quite agree,,,,,,,,,,,,,OH BY THE WAY ANONYMOUS.........YOU ARE BANNED!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />
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Harry J Allstars said:
It could work but the trouble is once the americans have finished with Iraq they'll start on us.

I think we should elect a leader who seems quite dim (no no not me) so that the Americans won't guess who the leader is.

I nominate Fleetbabe.....



I've already started on you Harry! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Harry J Allstars said:
It could work but the trouble is once the americans have finished with Iraq they'll start on us.

I think we should elect a leader who seems quite dim (no no not me) so that the Americans won't guess who the leader is.

I nominate Fleetbabe.....



I've already started on you Harry! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


All together now......

NO MORE VIETNAMS NO MORE VIETNAMS NO MORE VIETNAMS
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