Hereford

[South Mouth]

Yeah, could that ricay supporter fu*k off coz no one likes a smart [censored]!

[timo]

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chalky boy said:
could that ricay supporter fu*k off coz no one likes a smart [censored]!

Take it easy sunshine.

Its always interesting when I come on here cos some of you take things far to seriously. Just trying to have share some crack with you (perhaps thats the wrong turn of phrase to use round Canvey fans eh, especially with a name like chalky <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />), so just lighten up.

[ken]

we dont like him either <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Merv]

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timo said:
Just trying to have share some crack with you (perhaps thats the wrong turn of phrase to use round Canvey fans eh, especially with a name like chalky <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />), so just lighten up.

Actually, the word you are looking for is craic Pronounced 'crack' it's an Irish word for fun/enjoyment that has been brought into the English language. So your reference to Chalky is just a bit wide of the mark.

[timo]

I think you'll find that the term crack has been adapted into the English language spelling regardless of its origin - you clever git:

 

 

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crack - Pronunciation Key (krak) - A witty or sarcastic remark. See Synonyms at joke. : Crack refers less formally to flippant or sarcastic retorts: made a crack about my driving ability

[South Mouth]

I apologise timo, No hard feelings eh? Just get fed up with what sounds like crap being spouted out at us for no reason. It happens on here a lot and also it's hard to distinguish what is banter and what isn't sometimes. Plus, i had a hangover and just took it the wrong way.

 

By the way, Ken is a tw*t and has a huge red beaver hanging out of his tight pink thong, apparently...

 

P.S. You were right timo, i love the crack, but not as much as Ken likes the crack (of a man's bum!)

 

Sorry Ken, after your comment, i just cant help it!

[ken]

its ok, chalky, i (and many others) have seen your inability to perform near a women so i wont take it badly.

[South Mouth]

Good comeback Ken.

 

My excuse was that i had you and about another 50 Canvey boys shouting in my face as i was getting a really shi* blow job of a skinhead stripper! Not exactly good for arousal!

 

By the way, didn't a Polish stripper piss on you for her stage act in front of a shi*load of people!

[ken]

it is one story that has been told

[TACKLE1000]

Getting a blow job eh? you couldn't even get it up for her to give you one sh*t or otherwise!!!

[timo]

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i had about 50 Canvey boys shouting in my face as i was getting a really shi* blow job of a skinhead stripper!
By the way, didn't a Polish stripper piss on you in front of a shi*load of people!

Blimey, the inauguration tests for entry to the Canvey supporters club are hardcore!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/hump.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />

[ken]

they only let in the elite