A total one-off

[coupwotcoup]

Q: What do you get if you see an Enfield Town fan buried up to his neck in sand?

 

A: More sand.

 

Yes, I can hear the Townies runnning up the stairs (those who don't live in a bungalow at any rate or a council flat) rummaging for the Christmas 1982 Bumper Joke book, the one with Tom Baker on the front.

[Keep the £]

Q: What action should a club take if they field an ineligible player on two occasions in one season?

 

A: Sack the club secretary.

 

Perhaps Romford FC will be on the front of the Christmas 2005 Bumper Joke Book! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Two Fat Feet]

And the queue to replace him will be stretching round the block.

[zody]

serious now bald, would you come back and help out again PLEASE, if you are please speak to our chairman,it would be very much appreciated by not only me but some others.

[Two Fat Feet]

I'm still at every bloody game anyway and am as busy as anyone when I'm there, and still have to stay on the ball between games so it's not as if I've retired!

[zody]

I didnt think you had retired, but after a conversation I had in the week more help is needed and some of your skills are missed and would help preventing things happening, I guess, PLEASE

[Two Fat Feet]

Bit late now really, but part of the reason it took me so long to step down was that it didn't look like there was anyone who was both willing and able to take it over. Eventually I got fed up and decided that I wasn't doing myself any favours, the only way to get the club to survive without my input was to stop now. If I go back to what I was doing before I will not only have achieved nothing, it would actually be a backward step for me. I've had enough of putting the club before myself.

 

The only skill I have which appears to be missing is conscientiousness, it's time more people acquired it.

[zody]

similiar in many ways to myself at youth level, I was more thinking of the third person on the secretary role, not leaving it to just one person, I send you over what I mean by PM

[coupwotcoup]

Stupid boy.

[theabbeyabbott]

He'll be calling himself Keep the Gate Receipts next........