Attendance

[Harry J Allstars]

Fantastic book about an anciant sect gaurding a secret that Jesus and Mary married had kids and all that sort of thing. Leonardo was a member of the sect (Opus Dei) and I think he was even chairman.

 

Anyway some of his paintings had clues as to the facts about the insestral affair between the two and this book is a novel all about it.

 

Is it actually going to be made into a film David, or is it all hearsay?

[Harry J Allstars]

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Harry J Allstars said:
Is it actually going to be made into a film David, or is it all hearsay?

Thats a yes then.

[David Holden]

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Anyway some of his paintings had clues as to the facts about the insestral affair between the two and this book is a novel all about it.

I suspect you mean incestuous, but Jesus and Mary Magdalane were not related, so there was nothing incestuous about their relationship at all.

[Guest]

Please don't be fooled into buying Angels & Demons - absoloute crap.

 

And as for the Da Vinic code - pure fiction.

[David Holden]

It's not fiction is it. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

And I've based the whole of my relegious beliefs on it. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Stu M]

Aren't Opus Dei top of Conference South...?

[David Holden]

They were until they ran out of money and then they were replaced by Illuminati

[Slartibartfast]

I agree with Stu M....it seems to be a code for divs!

 

I have read all of Dan Browns books and there are no references to "Di Vinci" or "DA Vinic" in any of them come to that he never mentions "anciant" sects "gaurding" anything or "insestral" relationships either.

 

Put the book down Harry and go back to Janet and John.

[Harry J Allstars]

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I agree with Stu M....it seems to be a code for divs!

I have read all of Dan Browns books and there are no references to "Di Vinci" or "DA Vinic" in any of them come to that he never mentions "anciant" sects "gaurding" anything or "insestral" relationships either.

Put the book down Harry and go back to Janet and John.

LOL. Right thats it if you lot continue to take the smurf then I'm just going to have to start making sense. Don't try to change my mind, I've had enough.

And weren't Jesus & Mary Magblahblah related? God got her up the duff and out came Jesus. Didn't you ever pay attention at your kids nativety?

And as for basing your entire beliefs on it, you don't need to read the whole book just chapter 29, then watch the Wicker Man and you shall be a Christian no more. Actually don't watch the Wicker Man all the way through, otherwise you won't know who to believe.

[Stu M]

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And weren't Jesus & Mary Magblahblah related? God got her up the duff and out came Jesus. Didn't you ever pay attention at your kids nativety?

That was Mary, mother of God. Mary Magdalene was altogether different.

It's like saying you and Harry Secombe were one and the same person...

[Slartibartfast]

Harry, you are confusing Mary Magdelene (possible prostitute) with the virgin Mary (not a prostitute at all) and it wasn't god who got her "up the duff" she was visited by an angel.

Thats what she told her husband Joseph (if I was a carpenter, I'd screw you to the bed)

Definately an angel.

Probably St Michael........thats what it said on his underpants anyway. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

[Harry J Allstars]

Wow you learn something new every day. But then when you didn't pay attention in RE and you'd never heard who she actually was (although I had heard of her) then what can you do? I suppose I may have found out when I got to the end of the book, who she was but it saves me telling people who ask me on the train "excuse whats that book about, I've heard lots about it but is it any good?"

 

"Well it's about how Jesus married his mum...."

[American FLEET FAN No1]

According to the Da Vinci Code Mary Magdalene and Jesus were married, and she appeared beside him in Leonardo's painting of the Last Supper.

[Stu M]

Quite how the American professor didn't get the painfully obvious apple clue in the book, I don't know. I was sitting there reading it as he failed to cotton on going "APPLE! IT'S A F@!#ING APPLE YOU DOZY TW@T!"

[Harry J Allstars]

Okay don't reveal any more guys. I haven't read it all yet.