Oh yuck!!!

[YELLOW]

Morning chaps. Yellow feels seriously rough today!! I've decided to give up drinking.

 

I feel seriously ill!!

 

Oh Zeal, what was that text about last night? Think I sent you a rather pissed reply at 1.30am in the morning.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Where were you??

[YELLOW]

Mate's wedding. I feel so ill!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Try a Pot Noodle and a wänk. Works for me.

[YELLOW]

Apparently we drove through Billericay high street last night on the coach coming home and I was at the back of the coach shouting and singing about how much I hated 'the ricay'!! I don't remember any of this!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Did anyone lob a stone at you, perchance??

[YELLOW]

Not that I know of but I was pretty pissed at the time!!

[YELLOW]

Quote:

Try a Pot Noodle and a wänk. Works for me.

Right now I couldn't stomach a pot noodle. A w.nk seems the best option!!

Anyway Zeal what was that stuff you were going on about on your text last night?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

No idea, mate.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Sorry mate, I fell asleep inbetween your replies, to answer your question yes I am working today.

 

YELLOW, don't just give up drinking because Laz and Zeal (sometimes) have. Do something on your own back - I suggest drinking more, just drinking spirits or taking up crack.

 

And don't have a pot noodle and a [censored] have a big f*ck off fry up and pay for a domanatrix to beat the booze out of you. Or try and get a visiting transsexual round your gaff.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

No worries mate, was just thinking of a lunchtime pint!

 

Pete's off this week of course, so will be meeting him Thursday or Friday lunchtime - you about then??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I am actually, Got a week off from 1900 Wednesday - 1900 Next Wednesday.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Nice one.

[YELLOW]

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YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~ said:
Try a Pot Noodle and a wänk. Works for me.

The pot noodle might bloody kill you now!!