Picture this...........

[Lightweight]

Last Thursday when discussing tactics for Saturdays game. " ok lads gather round. I have had this psychological profile drawn up of the Townies.

 

This is our intended victim. Right we kick the ball off next to the dugout when It looks like Rudi Hall will take the throw on. Steve you squirt him with water.There is a spare bottles if the bottle you're using gets blocked.

 

After this we must make sure that the ball is kicked out off play near the dugout again, but only when the soggy Rudi is the nearest player to the ball.

Steve you stand in his way say..... I know in the designated area for coaching staff. The enraged moist Rudi will not be able to help himself. The second he touches you go down like a sack of spuds.

No one will suspect this is premeditated if we practise this for the next three hours. Go lads go!!! Make sure that sharp bugger Sponser of beer dosen't get wind of this in the bar afterwards or we're sunk.

[Johnny the Horse]

A passing shot on the water incident, which I have to confess that I missed as I was on the phone.

 

Did anyone see Sheff Utd -v- West Ham yesterday? As the West Ham players linked arms at the start of the penalties as a sign of solidarity, the guy on the end sprayed water from a bottle at the camara men and smiled. Who from WHU was at Rush Green Road on Saturday scouting for tactics?

[Arkwright]

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A passing shot on the water incident, which I have to confess that I missed as I was on the phone.

Did anyone see Sheff Utd -v- West Ham yesterday? As the West Ham players linked arms at the start of the penalties as a sign of solidarity, the guy on the end sprayed water from a bottle at the camara men and smiled. Who from WHU was at Rush Green Road on Saturday scouting for tactics?

Must be a good tactic, they lost as well!!!

[bigboybubs]

i am WHU fan, but i was in the pub. i didn't squirt water just chucked be beer.

 

what a waste of good beer.

 

for the good and the sanity for all WHU supporters.

 

PARDEW MUST GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arkwright]

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i am WHU fan, but i was in the pub. i didn't squirt water just chucked be beer.

what a waste of good beer.

for the good and the sanity for all WHU supporters.

PARDEW MUST GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bubs old Boy, are you around on Saturday?, I need some Bonus Ball dosh.

PARDEW MUST STAY!!!!