play off's

[Guest]

don't make me laugh.

[A Rebel and a Saint]

well with 4 and sometimes 5 games in hand over teams above us, its not out of the question completely anon!

[Barry Scott]

but we can't go up anyway

[Matt]

Do Not Feed The Anonymous Wind-Up Merchants.

[A Rebel and a Saint]

be optimistic around the anon idiots (even if its never gonna happen)!

[GarySTFC]

Hmm, you're right. Play off's isn't really a funny statement to me. If I was going for that, I'd probably start with "An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar...". Now that's worth a laugh...

[Guest]

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Hmm, you're right. Play off's isn't really a funny statement to me. If I was going for that, I'd probably start with "An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar...". Now that's worth a laugh...

yes, but unfortunately a tad racist, don't you think.

[Ian]

Can you explain what is racist about saying three people walked into a bar?

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Ok why has play off's got an apostophe?? What do they own? Please inform me anonymous im confused...

[charlie]

(spot the english teacher)

[GarySTFC]

Or alternatively, I could reproduce the dictaphone joke I made at the match today on here.

 

Humour at it's best.

 

Just waiting for someone to quote the first five words above and say what a joke that would be. Little Gary-STFC's running around. Awesome stuff.

[charlie]

little gary-STFC's? plural? scary thought... (only jesting!)

[Guest]

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Ok why has play off's got an apostophe?? What do they own? Please inform me anonymous im confused...

well as your confused i will help you, they own the result of aforsaid play play off, doh!!
and as i don't get paid for teaching you i will not enter into any more dialouge, mit sie( with you)

[Barry Scott]

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well as your confused i will help you, they own the result of aforsaid play play off, doh!!
and as i don't get paid for teaching you i will not enter into any more dialouge, mit sie( with you)

now cover me in bees and call me a retard, but what in the holy name of Christ is a 'play play off'?

[Barry Scott]

and also, you can't be a teacher as it's spelt 'dialogue'

[Guest]

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and also, you can't be a teacher as it's spelt 'dialogue'

never said i was a teacher, just know a bit more about football than you lot,if you think slough will be in the top six at end of season-don't make me laugh/cry etc etc.

[charlie]

<rolls eyes> another gutless wonder

[Barry Scott]

most of us know we won't be, and most of us will be happy with a nice mid-table finish

[Radders]

As someone who knows more about football than us, surely you should know that the play off positions only include the teams in 2nd to 5th place. Not quite sure where your top six finish bit comes from.

[A Rebel and a Saint]

its called optimism anon! just because realistically we may not carry the form to reach the playoffs doesnt mean we cant do it, theres still a mathematical chance of us doing it (unless you are an expert in maths now) while theres always a chance you should always believe it just a little