Has anyone got a gun!!!

[Mr Happy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGg!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

When I got to my office this morning, some geezer was playing a pipe (and not a peace pipe) in the street outside. It is now one o'clock and he's still playing the ssame tunes over and over again. IT'S DOING MY BL**DY HEAD IN!!!!!!!!!!! HELP SOMEBODY, ANYBODY IN THE VICINITY OF WELWYN GARDEN CITY <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/spank.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/spank.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/spank.gif" alt="" />!!!

[Arkwright]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGg!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I got to my office this morning, some geezer was playing a pipe (and not a peace pipe) in the street outside. It is now one o'clock and he's still playing the ssame tunes over and over again. IT'S DOING MY BL**DY HEAD IN!!!!!!!!!!! HELP SOMEBODY, ANYBODY IN THE VICINITY OF WELWYN GARDEN CITY <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/spank.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/spank.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/spank.gif" alt="" />!!!

Best £10 Mrs Happy has ever spent.

[Mr Happy]

Mrs Happy would never do anything to hurt me!

 

Would you dear???

 

Would you??

 

You wouldn't???!!!

 

You would???!!!

 

Oh sh*t!!!

[coupwotcoup]

Hey Mr Happy, I have just noticed the sub-deck on your postings. You didn't really make that up all by yourself, surely?

 

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[Johnny the Horse]

Quick tip. Take a laser pointer as used in office presentations and shine it on the pipers chest. He will assume you have a sniper rifle and do the off just as soon as he has completly sh@t himself.

 

Failing that, I can let you have a number for Drip Fed Fred. he can offer pistols, revolvers, rifles,semi-automatic or a complete cleaning service to have him removed for a small fee.

[Big J R]

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Quick tip. Take a laser pointer as used in office presentations and shine it on the pipers chest. He will assume you have a sniper rifle and do the off just as soon as he has completly sh@t himself.

Failing that, I can let you have a number for [color:"red"] Drip Fed Fred [color:"black"] . he can offer pistols, revolvers, rifles,semi-automatic or a complete cleaning service to have him removed for a small fee.

[color:"blue"] Doesn't come from Charlton, S.E.7. by any chance, does he ? [color:"black"]

[Johnny the Horse]

He may well do. Certainly a South London Boy.