Blimey

[Laz]

Good point! Isn't it about time Barca Ultra was considered for membership. He seems to have picked up your knack of annoying West Ham fans.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I see he has EFM after his name now and as he's 16 I think he can claim promotion from Junior EFM to Full EFM.

Maybe EFM should have a strict number of members and when somebody joins somebody has to be ejected in order to keep the cream there, I can think of a few - Nobody has heard from Trev or Costello for a while <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I made a post a couple of weeks back reminding Barca to add the EFM bit to his name. Obviously in Costello's absence, these decisions are up to me.

 

As someone rightfully pointed out earlier though, you can't leave or quit EFM. And one can only be thrown out in exceptional circumstances.

 

Hence Ryan Moran is still an EFM member, though he is very much on the outside looking in.

[Laz]

Barca is definately making a name for himself around the forums. The addition of EFM to his name is fully justified. Keep up the good work!

[YELLOW]

Morning fellas. The geek has arrived!!

[Laz]

Morning, geek-scarfer!

[YELLOW]

Think I'll go and sort out my programme collection now!!

[Laz]

Talking of which, I'm thinking of binning mine if anyone wants about 800 City programmes.

[YELLOW]

Reckon I have about 300-350 programmes. My bedroom at the moment is so cluttered with them.

[Laz]

How many of them are Canvey programmes? 100?

[YELLOW]

Reckon over a 100 are Canvey programmes. As I write a column in the programme I have every home programme since I started writing in 2002.

 

Have loads of away ones, about 20-30 West Ham programmes and dare I say it a couple of Southend programmes from when I watched them in my college days.

[Laz]

So you went to college in Southend! Did the course involve candyfloss and rock making?

[YELLOW]

No I wouldn't contemplate going to college in Southend. That's for wasters!! Went to SEEVIC in South Benfleet and candyfloss wasn't on the agenda!!

[Laz]

South Benfleet, isn't that the place with the muddy creek? If so then you've certainly travelled during your life.

[YELLOW]

Yeah that's right. The college is more Thundersley rather than South Benfleet. I do travel off the Island occassionally!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quote:

As I write a column in the programme I have every home programme since I started writing in 2002.

I started writing back in the 70's when I was at infant school (although I'm still learning the art of spelling) still 2002 is pretty good for somebody on the island.

I've decided you need to move off that Island, how is the job hunting going? I suggest you try and find a job in London and move there.

[YELLOW]

Job hunting is OK. Applied for a few things yesterday and just waiting to hear back.

 

I've been writing since the 80s mate but in terms of the serious stuff that gets published from 2002. I seem to remember my first ever column was when we played you guys in 2001/02 in the league. If you still got the programme Laz, take a look although I expect my column was a load of crap then!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I expect it's a load of crap now <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Where are these jobs based YELLOW?

[YELLOW]

One in London, Liverpool Street way and the other is in good old Saarfend!!

 

And yes it still is crap but at least I gave you guys a mention.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Get the Liverpool Street one and move to London.

 

And with your first pay cheque sort out your apperence and start going out to proper gigs in toilet venues instead of waiting for the next stadium Oasis gig which you won't go to.