Blimey

[Laz]

Enjoy your time with them! You're catagory 2.

[YELLOW]

[censored] off mate. That's unfair!

[Little Miss Urchin]

I wonder how much my EFM membership is worth on Ebay.

 

Saving up for a house so every penny counts.

[Laz]

But a house in Essex can't cost that much?

 

Also, EFM membership is for life unless...

[Little Miss Urchin]

You're from Essex...?

[gertcha EFM]

Quote:

Also, EFM membership is for life unless...

..... you quit due to a bit of banter from fellow members.

[Laz]

Quote:

You're from Essex...?

Behave yourself!

[MADEFM]

OOO, possible get GHA out then? bloody stupid foool, only cos he works on the underground and is still hard at work tryin 2 get helen, dont worry mate, you have always got the tube to love!

[YELLOW]

Quote:

I wonder how much my EFM membership is worth on Ebay.

Saving up for a house so every penny counts.

I'll buy your EFM membership off you for a pound.

[Ann Summers]

Quote:

Quote:

You're from Essex...?

Behave yourself!

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[Laz]

You're telling me!

[YELLOW]

Quote:

But a house in Essex can't cost that much?

Also, EFM membership is for life unless...

You get thrown out because someone accidently forgot to register a player for a big cup tie and some poxy Essex village club cry wolf. As a result you are thrown out due to reprisals.

That or if you're Irish.

[GHA EFM]

Not strictly, Yellow.

[YELLOW]

Hmm maybe.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quote:

Quote:

But a house in Essex can't cost that much?

Also, EFM membership is for life unless...

You get thrown out because someone accidently forgot to register a player for a big cup tie and some poxy Essex village club cry wolf. As a result you are thrown out due to reprisals.

That or if you're Irish.

Rules is rules YELLOW, in fact I was surprised you managed to stay in that long what with Canvey thrashing us every time we played you.

LMU - Selling your EFM membership would probably get you enough money to buy Essex.

[YELLOW]

Think I was only in two weeks anyway. I never really liked Heybridge especially after my altercation with that programme seller.

[Laz]

You bottled it big time as I recall.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Nobody that watches Heybridge is under 75, how did this happen, tell us the story Yellow.

 

I hear YELLOW didn't run, a brisk walk did the trick.

[Laz]

This took place during the playoff match last May.

 

It was quite an EFM gathering with representatives from various clubs in attendance.

 

In the first half some programme selling geek walked in front of us and Yellow shouted something about Heybridge being sh*t. As I recall the geek (Heybridge not Yellow) said something and the other geek (Yellow) went a bit quiet.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Bloody Geeks.

 

And I need to slightly correct this sentence "It was quite an EFM gathering with various representatives from various clubs in attendance and YELLOW "