Don Juan DeMarcus Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Am now looking forward to the Staines earthquake and the locusts swarming over Essex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 I think a tactical strike on Margate's ground would solve the chav problem. The rate they were multiplying there left me reaching the conclusion that it must be the source of the whole of the chav nation. They simply spread outwards from that point. It explains how Essex was hit so hard so fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan DeMarcus Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Or just castrate the one bloke thats responsible for them (i still blame the keeper as the kids were so friendly with him!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staines-upon-Thames Rebel Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 It should be women that have a higher lightning strike rate, as lightning is attracted to pointed objects, and as women like to POINT out mens weaknesses all the time, it should strike them! Women also have two other pointed atributes, but then again Men have a lightning conductor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Kay Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Margate had more chavs than the rest of the Ryman League put together. Surely the best reason for NOT letting kids in for a quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staines-upon-Thames Rebel Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 The Chavs came about because their mums let their dads in for a quid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan DeMarcus Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Shocked <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staines-upon-Thames Rebel Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 As its pirates day where is the Rebels own Jolly "whats this got to do with football" Roger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staines-upon-Thames Rebel Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Grimlock See you are coming up to 11K posts! Are you aiming for the 1000th on here and the 11,000th to be the same post - now there's a challenge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 i'd have to stop posting for a while. I might aim for the 11,000th and 500th post double if possible though. Now back to work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan DeMarcus Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 CAnt see you getting em both matey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 and nor too can I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 The question is can we now make this thread as mental as the infamous "Amir Khan" thread? Any volunteers for the online nervous breakdown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarySTFC Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 Well, I don't think you'll get this one, but we'll see. Long way to go yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma-STFC Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Tigers have striped skin as well as stripped fur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Back to the fascinating facts eh? Here's one for any dog owners out there. When bathing your canine friend, you can avoid getting soaked when the dog shakes itself dry by washing its head after washing and drying the rest of its body. Generally, dogs only shake themselves dry if they feel that their head is wet, particularly the ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarySTFC Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 The longest recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma-STFC Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskevidekatriaphobia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarySTFC Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 A wolf's odour detecting ability is 100 times greater than man's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma-STFC Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Countries that eat more chocolate have higher suicide rates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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