Guest Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Surely the last words must be ............ Ashby Rebels are coming to Wroxham..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staines-upon-Thames Rebel Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 The boy has decided to test your knowledge of the garlic language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshbyRebel Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Sorry, should have identified myself .... the Ashby Rebels are coming!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan DeMarcus Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Welcome. Everyone say hello... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staines-upon-Thames Rebel Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Come on dont let this die, Fact:- A circle has two sides - an inside and an outside Fact:- FHM has wipe clean pages Fact:- Local government in Essex and Kent have saved paper by reducing the size of birth certificates - the fathers name slot has been removed as it was never used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radders Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Ooh, a great opportunity to play that game where everyone puts in a line to a story. I'll start it off: On Saturday we travelled to Margate and along the way ..... Anyone can join in, let's make a novel!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan DeMarcus Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Radders decided to sing intros to songs far too loudly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Yes stream of consciousness like Ulysses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarySTFC Posted September 18, 2005 Author Share Posted September 18, 2005 What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Who's up early then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarySTFC Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 Only you it appears. Reply number 330. Only 670 to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Today is September the 19th. It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so maybe we could have some pirate jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarySTFC Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 A college student is doing a research paper on pirates. He goes to the docks one day and finds a drunkard swarthy pirate laying at the edge of a pier. After a brief explaination he asks " How did you lose your leg?" The pirate responds "Yarrrr I was swimming in that thar sea and shark beet off my leg it did." "Wow....well what happened to your hand? You have a hook on it."the student asks. The old man replies " I was burring my treasarr and a croc beet off me hand ..left me with this hook it did." "That's horrible!" says the student, "So what happened to your eye?" Pirate replies with " A bird crapped in it." Puzzled the student asks " You lost your eye because of bird crap!?" The old pirate replies "Nar nar...twas me first day with me hook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan DeMarcus Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 There must be a thosand salty seamen jokes ready and waiting to be expelled for the direction of Mr Lathey, Good morning everyone by the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan DeMarcus Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her... He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large hump on his back. She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed hump herself. Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it. Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow. Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a PIRATE SHIP in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a PIRATE off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole! He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face... As she swam off she said..."I'll Hump, I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T SWALLOW SEAMEN! See I made it fit pirate day with only 2 small amendments! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan DeMarcus Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Also- How bad is this one.... How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears? A buck an ear!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 in honour of Pirate Day Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan DeMarcus Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 In honour of Wroxham day... Ooooooarrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 so when are we locking this thread, seeing as I started all the nonsense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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