Sports Quotes And Howlers !

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Correct. Away you go. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

"What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball, they are attacking their opponents goal."

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Wenger?

[Martin]

That sounds more like the man with the chin to me. Jimmy Hill.

[Big J R]

Correct, Martin. Away you go...

[Martin]

"That match was another rung on the ladder of the learning curve"

[Martin]

Ok as this does not appear to be one that turns up in JR's databse. I will give the first clue. A cricketer said it.

[Big J R]

Beefy Botham ?

 

(still searching data-bases. Found a HILARIOUS one on cricket quotes !)

 

such as:

 

BATSMAN (after being given out LBW): "I should have kept my legs closer together.

WICKET KEEPER: "No Son ! Your Mother should have !!"

[Martin]

Not Beefy. A bit more obscure - played for donkeys years.

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Graham Gooch of Essex.

[Big J R]

Freddie Trueman ?

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

David Gower. My Grey hair. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Barry Scott]

geoffrey boycott?

[Martin]

All wrong I am afraid. Perhaps it was too tough. I read it the other day and thought it was quite funny is all. Anyway it was John Embury. A new one for you all to chew over:

 

"That was in the past, we are in the future now"

[Barry Scott]

I'm going to hazard a guess... Kevin Keegan

[Martin]

Nope. But you will not be surprised to hear that it was someone from the world of football.

[and1inthetree]

hoddle?

[Martin]

Nope. Current player.

[and1inthetree]

beckham

[Martin]

Yes!!!!