silly jokes

Chopper · January 21, 2005

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do they get any worse <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

zody you started it !

zody · January 21, 2005

carry on and on and on, with the silly jokes,

blind man at a bus stop, in the queue a bloke wife and 5 kids, late at night and foggy, blind man constantly tapping his stick on the pavement, bus turns up and wife and kids only allowed on, bus goes and then there is silence, then tap tap tap of the stick, bloke p!ssed off by now says to blind man cant u put a rubber on the end of that stick, blind man replies listen mate if u put a rubber on the end of your stick we would have got that bus. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

zody · January 21, 2005

I thought this joke was a good one, unless you know a better one

Big J R · January 22, 2005

MAN:- "Doctor, Doctor ! I think I'm a pair of curtains !"

DOCTOR:- "Pull yourself together !"

zody · January 22, 2005

I am listening to them JR keep them coming,even if no one else is <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

zody · January 23, 2005

where is JR when he is needed to tell a few more jokes,

Big J R · January 23, 2005

Why me ?

OK then.

Is it true that Monks that live near coal-mines have dirty habits ?

zody · January 23, 2005

havent heard those ones, tell please

zody · January 23, 2005

Never lie to your Mum

A YOUNG MAN CALLED PETER INVITED HIS MOTHER FOR DINNER. DURING THE COURSE OF THE MEAL, HIS MOTHER COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE HOW HANDSOME PETER'S FLATMATE WAS. SHE HAD LONG BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO, AND THIS ONLY MADE HER MORE CURIOUS.

OVER THE COURSE OF THE EVENING, WHILE WATCHING THE TWO INTERACT, SHE

STARTED TO WONDER IF THERE WAS MORE BETWEEN PETER AND HIS FLATMATE THAN MET THE EYE.

READING HIS MUM'S THOUGHTS, PETER VOLUNTEERED, "I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST

BE THINKING, BUT I ASSURE YOU, SIMON & I ARE JUST FLATMATES".

ABOUT A WEEK LATER, SIMON CAME TO PETER SAYING, "EVER SINCE YOUR

MOTHER CAME TO DINNER, I'VE BEEN UNABLE TO FIND THE FRYING PAN, YOU

DON'T SUPPOSE SHE TOOK IT DO YOU?" "WELL, I DOUBT IT, BUT I'LL E-MAIL

HER JUST TO BE SURE," SAID PETER,

SO HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE:

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM

MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE

FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR

DINNER.

LOVE PETER

SEVERAL DAYS LATER, PETER RECEIVED AN E-MAIL FROM HIS MOTHER WHICH

READ:

DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT

SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF

HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY

NOW.

LOVE MUM

zody · January 23, 2005

I thought that one was a cracker <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

billy · January 23, 2005

Simple simon met a pieman on the way to fair

said simple simon to the pieman what have you got there??...................................................................................................................................................................................................... pies you stupid pr1ck

zody · January 24, 2005

As it 24th Jan and people have declared it Most Depressing Day, have another read of my joke