silly jokes

[zody]

a day older than yesterday

[Hookey]

Hey Zodes (You know you're in when people call you Zodes) are you a goldfish in disguise? Leave it Coup!!

 

A lot of the jokes are getting repeated!!

 

A lot of the jokes are getting repeated!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cuddle.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

silly me,see you was paying attention, speak soon

 

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/sleeping.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/sleeping.gif" alt="" /> leave you with the master, Mr Coup

[zody]

See 7 hours later Coup must have dropped off to sleep, dont wake him for God sake, for his reply <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/elephant.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wiggle.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Knock on the Doctors's door.

 

Doctor:- "Come In !!"

 

Man to Doctor:- "Good morning Doc ! People keep ignoring me !"

 

Doctor:- "Come In !!"

[zody]

If a red house is made of red bricks, black house is made of black bricks, fair to say a green house is made of glass

[Big J R]

An Irishman bought a papershop !

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It Blew Away !! [color:"black"]

 

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

post some more, back on duty now, picking up my special needs nursery kids from school and taking them home <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

You could always post them in the Laughter Lounge.........

[Big J R]

or a pillar-box.

[zody]

or Ken Dodd

[MbrunoB]

I went into the chippie and said cod & chips twice, he said i heard you the first time.

[zody]

NEXT PLEASE

[Big J R]

"Dad ! There's a man at the door with a bowler-hat !!"

 

"Tell him I've got one !"

[zody]

oh my god, room being all serious, chill, lets have a few more jokes please, it is Friday and the weekend

 

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/elephant.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wiggle.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

"Dad ! There's a very small man at the door !!"

 

"Tell him I can't see him !"

[zody]

KEEP THEM COMING OLD SON

[Big J R]

'RAT-A-TAT-TAT'

 

(Women opens door).

 

"Avon Calling ! Yer bell's f*cked !!"

[zody]

do they get any worse <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Nikki 50/50]

what about the blind salesmen and the woman one?