silly jokes

[zody]

like it, any more <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[theabbeyabbott]

Did you hear about the cannibal who pinched all the ashes from the crematorium and sold them to his mates as Ready Brek?

[zody]

You tell'em Invis! (these newcomers need to learn the way of the non-league forum world. What would happen if people just went round posting what they liked anywhere they liked?! - It would be chaos I tell you, absolute chaos!)

 

 

 

there was I thinking I was moaned at about silly jokes, goes to prove most of us our children or big kids

[Mr Happy]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

 

Bob.

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming ion a swimming pool?

 

Clever Dick.

[zody]

Happy, are you the Star turn at your wifes party tonight, cracking the jokes

[zody]

A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

 

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn't

much but the reception was brilliant.

 

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, "I've lost my electron."

"are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

 

AND THERES MORE

[Big J R]

Two nuns riding down a steep cobbled street on bicycles.

One says to the other, "We've never come this way before !"

The other replies, [color:"red"] "No ! It must be the cobbles !!" [color:"black"]

[Hookey]

Fella goes into his GP and says "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a moth" The Doc replies you really need to see a Psychiatrist not a GP.

 

To which the fella replies, I know, I was on my way to see one when I saw your light on. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[billy]

lady....you got half a stork on milkie

milkman....no love its the way the winds blowing my apron......

[zody]

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with nuts

& hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

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[zody]

and theres more, come here, sound like jimmy crankey

 

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

One turns to the other and says "dam"

 

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[billy]

bloke goes in a fish and chip shop and said bit of cod mate.....bloke serving say ok mate wont be long..... customer says well it wants to be [censored] fat then?

[zody]

billy, did you hear there was a fight in our chip shop, 4 fish got battered <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wiggle.gif" alt="" />

[billy]

i did hear yes...was told the chips got salted 2

[zody]

A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

[zody]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

[billy]

6 rabbits died in our pub after eating..toasted ham ...cheese...beef...and...tuna..... vet said they died mixin there toasties?

[zody]

What is a fish's favourite game show?

Name that Tuna.

[billy]

Whats 25 feet long and stinks of pi55

 

old peoples home doing the conga

[zody]

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."