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List your answers and I will give out the answers later

 

1. If there is a basket of 13 apples and you take three of them, how many apples do you have?

 

2. How many 2-cent stamps does it take to make a dozen?

 

3. If a rooster is perched on the top of a barn, with the barn roof sloping east and west, and just as the sun rises the rooster lays an egg, on which side of the barn will the egg roll?

 

4. Name 5 United States presidents that are not buried in the United States.

 

5. If you threw a white hat with a blue ribbon into the Red Sea, what would it become?

6. If you divide 14 by 1/2, what do you get?

 

7. If there are 9 flies on the table and you swat one, how many will be left?

 

8. If there are 12 sheep in a field and one gets away, how many will be left?

 

9. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

 

10. What is brown, made of paper, is found in a grocery store, and is as hard as concrete?

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List your answers and I will give out the answers later

1. If there is a basket of 13 apples and you take three of them, how many apples do you have? [color:"purple"] 3 [/color]

2. How many 2-cent stamps does it take to make a dozen? [color:"purple"] 12 [/color]


3. If a rooster is perched on the top of a barn, with the barn roof sloping east and west, and just as the sun rises the rooster lays an egg, on which side of the barn will the egg roll? [color:"purple"] Roosters don't lay eggs [/color]


4. Name 5 United States presidents that are not buried in the United States. [color:"purple"] George Bush, Bill Clinton, George W Bush, Jimmy Carter & Gerald Ford (I think they're still alive) [/color]


5. If you threw a white hat with a blue ribbon into the Red Sea, what would it become? [color:"purple"] Wet [/color]

6. If you divide 14 by 1/2, what do you get? [color:"purple"] 28 [/color]


7. If there are 9 flies on the table and you swat one, how many will be left? [color:"purple"] 1, the others will have flew off [/color]


8. If there are 12 sheep in a field and one gets away, how many will be left? [color:"purple"] 12 [/color]


9. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? [color:"purple"] At the bottom [/color]


10. What is brown, made of paper, is found in a grocery store, and is as hard as concrete? [color:"purple"] Dunno [/color]


What's brown and sounds like a bell? [color:"purple"] DUNG!!! [/color]
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List your answers and I will give out the answers later

1. If there is a basket of 13 apples and you take three of them, how many apples do you have?

39

2. How many 2-cent stamps does it take to make a dozen?

12

3. If a rooster is perched on the top of a barn, with the barn roof sloping east and west, and just as the sun rises the rooster lays an egg, on which side of the barn will the egg roll?

off and go splat

4. Name 5 United States presidents that are not buried in the United States.

only know 3 and one is still alive. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

5. If you threw a white hat with a blue ribbon into the Red Sea, what would it become?

still be the same the sea doesnt change its colour

6. If you divide 14 by 1/2, what do you get?

two lots of 7

7. If there are 9 flies on the table and you swat one, how many will be left?

1 the dead one, the others would have flown away

8. If there are 12 sheep in a field and one gets away, how many will be left?

one left

9. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

dunno

10. What is brown, made of paper, is found in a grocery store, and is as hard as concrete?

dunno



tried to not get any right, wonder if i did... they are logical yet stupid answers.
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