what is the best chat up line you have used

[zody]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />go on tell everyone please

[coupwotcoup]

Fancy a f*ck?

As you can imagine...didn't work!!

[zody]

who did you ask though

[coupwotcoup]

Can't remember his name now......

[coupwotcoup]

I got chatted up in a club in Manchester once, but I managed to break her white stick in half!!

 

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[zody]

you never did thank me for taking her dog for a walk either <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/rasta.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

...now that reminds of the blind bloke whose dog p!sses up his leg. He then gives the dog a bonio and a woman watching says: "that is the nicest thing I have ever seen". The bloke turns and says: "I only did it to find out which end his b*ll*cks are so I can kick in the nuts".

Boom, boom

[zody]

is that the best you can do

[MbrunoB]

Just proves two heads are not better than one.

[coupwotcoup]

...and talking of Manchester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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