EMBARRASSMENT

[zody]

Mine was helping a driver who had broken down on the Gallows Corner flyover, I parked in front of his car, push his off to get a jump start,turned round and walk into the lamppost and cut my nose, the bugger then drove off and said F.....ALL

 

Walking into the ladies toilet in a pub after drinking too much and telling this poor girl who was very sober she was in the wrong toilets, did I get a mouth full

 

On my 18th birthday drinking in a posh crowded bar and accepting a drink from my mothers friend, my mum was the deputy head and her friend was the headmistress and pucked up, hence I was embarrased and could never take a drink from her again, didnt help I was P!SSED AT THE <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />, NOT THE FIRST OR LAST TIME

[coupwotcoup]

Far too many to mention on here.

[zody]

Coup, dont be shy, you are a big boy, just put 3 like me, go on go on TART

[The Invisible Man]

Quote:

I parked in front of his car, push his off to get a jump start
[color:"blue"]Didn't you push his car straight into yours then? [/color]

she was in the wrong toilets, did I get a mouth full
[color:"blue"]Hmmm. Good thing BJR's not reading this... [/color]

[zody]

very good Inv.you keeping quiet about yours

[Southport - TOWNER]

does gettin married and havin kids count?

[zody]

YEP SOUTH,DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU FEEL LIKE THIS <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/attentat.gif" alt="" />, AND IT TAKES TWO DOESNT IT TO HAVE KIDS, OR IN YOUR CASE DID YOU BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Southport - TOWNER]

Have u met Junior?

[coupwotcoup]

err not yet, but seems like next Saturday will be a first for quite a few things!

[zody]

sadly I wont, but I bet she is a beauty, I will just have to wait wont I Junior <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

I have photographic evidence. Means I can avoid paying her that £15 I promised!

[zody]

you tight git coup, what about that pint you owe me and thats only £2.50 <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

Only £2.50? I will buy you two!

[Nikki 50/50]

no it takes 3, parents and adoption service. hopefully. if u ask ST if i'm his daughter he'll always say ''prove it''

 

lost that bet Zody.

[zody]

Special Brew remember

[coupwotcoup]

You look far too cute to have done anything embarrassing!!!!

[zody]

never judge a book by its cover, the day I put a nail through the gas pipe nailing the floor boards down

[coupwotcoup]

But if you were nailing the boards down, you must have known the pipes were there, no?

[Nikki 50/50]

i normally, or dad normally says something to be embarrasing but remember how looks can be decieving..

[zody]

I did know the boards were there but, why is it that people call me Mr Bean <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> or was it prat