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Need any help with French chat-up lines, Happy? My rates are highly competitive... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Check my qualifications with Father Jack. Here's a couple of freebies:

 

"Vous avez les fesses comme deux jolis melons dansants"

 

"Tu sais jouer au trombone rose?"

 

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I'll let you do the scholarly thing there, Monsieur L'Heureux, and look it up yourself <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

French swearing is relatively easy and, of course, big and clever. Why can't we have a French opposition goalkeeper to swear at?

 

"Oui, Monsieur le Gardien du But, tu as un gros cul. Et ce'n'est pas la faute de ta petite culotte non plus."

Look it up!

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