i dont believe it

[and1inthetree]

i've only gone and forgotten my f****** shinpads!!!

 

have to bloody buy some now, if i ever want to walk (thats WALK) again...

 

anybody want anything from the sports shop??

[Bridge]

Do they sell footballers legs A1ITT?????

 

or even a new pair of lungs..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[and1inthetree]

i'll have a look bridgey.

 

i thought you were going to grab yourself a pair of 'stannards', 'ewens', 'calders' or a couple of pairs of 'hunts' legs this evening though....

 

i tell you what though, i'll definitely ask if they sell lungs, just to see the look on their face <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Bridge]

Good boy....just make sure the shop assistant isn't a 18yr busty blonde. Otherwise we won't be seeing you tonight!!!!!!!!!

 

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[Eastside Urchin]

i am going to spy on the b*stards this afternoon,i will give you a progress report later,they have a meet at 3pm

[and1inthetree]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" />

 

me - alright mate, just these thanks

 

shop assistant - can i interest you in this half price football?

 

me - erm, no ta. but, you dont happen to sell any lungs do you?

 

sa - ......

 

me - its just that its always handy to have a spare set, knowwhatimean?

 

sa - ....erm, we sell boots.

 

me - oh, nevermind...what about legs? you must have some of them knocking about.

 

sa - .....that'll be £9.99 please

 

hahaha - poor bloke must have thought i was completely hatstand.

[Bridge]

Quality.....lol

 

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Keemo]

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