Ford to be sacked imminently

[Jeff]

**** off you twat!

[chris blanc]

I suggest to all who would like to swear, that you go down the Smurf route.

 

For the younger of us, Smurfs could say anything they wanted because they replaced half of their words with the word "Smurf"

 

So you could replace an average sweary post with something like this:

 

"Why don't all you unregistered Smurfs just go smurf yourself? I've known some Smurfing Smurfs in my time but you take the Smurfing Smurf make no mistake. A smurf like you needs to be smurfed right up your smurf until your smurf bleeds out your smurf"

 

Works for me, and no swearing!!

[Jeff]

Smurf off Smurfsucker!

[Fleetbabe]

I have to say fleetboy, Crossroads isn't that much of a hard song to sing, it repeats the same word constantly, about 70 times in all!

 

On the matter of Fordy, reading the report in the reporter, it seems as though he's staying put, and is attempting to line up a new assistant manager at the mo.

 

Any ideas who it could be?

[FleetFanatic]

Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony made the origal version of crossroads, more a black ghetto thang (are we allowed to say that phrase?)

 

Blazin' Squad 'chav'ed it up - the smurfs.

[David Holden]

Surely Cream's version of Crossroads was much earlier!

[FleetFanatic]

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Surely Cream's version of Crossroads was much earlier!

Before my time old man. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Before Andy Fords too.....which i thought this Post was supposed to be about!

[David Holden]

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Before Andy Fords too

Andy's the same age as me <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Enough said! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[FleetFanatic]

Isn't the cream song a totally different song anyway?

[David Holden]

You mean that the one you are referring to is completely different to the original somg of that name don't you?

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Time for bed said Zebbidy.......BOINGGGGGGGGG!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

I can remember Roly in short trousers.........not a pretty sight...........or memory come to think of it! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[FleetFanatic]

Quote:

You mean that the one you are referring to is completely different to the original somg of that name don't you?

Yes.

[Slartibartfast]

So which version of crossroads featured Benny and Miss Diane <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[Harry J Allstars]

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Before Ansy Fords too

David only you could get the spelling wrong in a quote.

[David Holden]

The point is that it is a quote so the spelling stays as it was before AFF1 edited his post.

[Slartibartfast]

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The pint is tat it is a quoit so the spilling stays as it was before AFF1 head hit his post.

yeah

[American FLEET FAN No1]

I fess up...i did change the spelling when i saw it wrong on Davids follow up!.......If you look at my original post you will see edited and a 4 min. difference.