supporters in pre-season warm-up

[pabird]

missed a season but how lovely on my return to hear the regulars warming-up for the coming season with all those standard repetitive advice to players

the strangled "your out of position" no matter what the problem

the solid comment to the ref following a most efficiant foul by one of ours "ref you gotta be****** joking"

we could of course be different to other non-league clubs and be inventive in our passion

ie lets try--"ref our man was only attempting to create space for his partner to make a diagonal run and thats why he innocently wrestled their ugly number 5 to the ground (you [****!!****])"

snappy a

any other good suggestions

 

[CANV EFM]

seduce my ancient footwear referees assistant, there was no way our offensive operative passed the imaginary latittudal line created by the last opposition defender before that spherical object was dispatched from our defenders boot in typical long ball hoof style... you twat!!

[pabird]

ref our goalkeeper is a qualified fitnes and health tutor (true) and was only checking the back molars of their on rushing offensive number 9 when the said number 9 collapsed for no good reason (you numpty)

[Wilf]

I can't actually better the previous posts, but can someone please tell me why nearly all referees and lino's are called Hugh Anchor?