Hooky

[Guest]

Hi hooky here !! Dud you now Im one year old next home game !! Just think a year of running missing penalties and cuddling people !!

 

Has anyone got any ideas of how i could improve what I do ??? i seem to have come to doing the same things every game now and want more so i can become a fleet legend !!!!!!

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/birthday.gif" alt="" /> Hooky !!!

[Jimmy]

Go into the crowd and victimise the moaners?

[Slartibartfast]

Congratulations.

 

Keep up the good work.

[DarrenGNFC]

I absolutely shat myself when you came into the crowd yesterday! I was stood near to where you came into the crowd but a few steps back.

 

Anyway, keep up the good work. You always make me laugh. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smilewinkgrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

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Has anyone got any ideas of how i could improve what I do ???

 

Howabout getting a 10ft shrimp to chase you round the pitch for 90 minutes, only stopping when the Fleet score.

So that whilst the Shrimp dances the hornpipe ( with tentacles bouncing everywhere) to the tune of #Hey Ho and up she rises# , whilst you my good man, clamber up the crows nest ( or TV gantry as some people call it) and raise the jolly the roger.

 

The crowds would come flooding back, and your legend status achieved.

[Big J R]

The Mind Boggles !!!!!!!!!!

[Harry J Allstars]

You could, with the clubs permission, invite children from the crowd to come on to the pitch before the game and at half time. Something to make them remember the day out at The Fleet

[Big J R]

That's a very good idea Harry J....

 

BUT.....

 

You might find that in todays' 'politically correct' society, that Monsieur Hooky MIGHT have to be police checked to ensure he's safe with kiddies !

 

Sad reflection on todays society, I know, but when I agreed to 'play' Santa Claus at the local Social Club for the littlies, some politically correct stupid fckin cow, (burnt bra and vibrator in handbag), had the fckin' cheak to ask the Club Secretary if I was a 'safe and responsible person'

 

I ask you. Both our daughters went to the club with us as kids, and now we all, (with four grandchildren) attend for social get-togethers !

 

Great idea, Hooky, as I said, but watch out - Someone will want to p1ss on yer fireworks.

 

They always do !

[Harry J Allstars]

Thats a good point Big JR.....

 

I'm sure there are random checks that could be done though to make sure Hookeys safe. But then again once they realise he has a Hook they might want to arrest him for Terrorism

[David Holden]

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That's a very good idea Harry J....

BUT.....

You might find that in todays' 'politically correct' society, that Monsieur Hooky MIGHT have to be police checked to ensure he's safe with kiddies !

The police check was done before he was allowed to start.

[NAG Boy Dan]

How about working out some routines to the songs that are playing over the PA. Get funky to some S Club 7 haha

 

Danno

[chilled out entertainer]

the tunes need revising and quick, "downtown" you are having a laugh music man. never never play pants like that aain.