Shoot for a meal and represent Billericay at H.T.

[GazzaBTFC]

I've re looked at the pictire and noticed he's missing bits...Important bits!!!

 

I can only imagine that he was bred for feeding and not for pro creating.

[Simon BTFC]

I may regret saying this, but if nobody else wants to do it I'll have a crack at the penalty thing. Be warned I'm a) Hopelessly unfit and from the Kevin Jordan school of shooting. i.e. don't stand behind the goal... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wurm.gif" alt="" />

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Simon, good on your. Please email me your full name, age and then I can put something in the Match Day Prog, on the Supporters Page, if you have a passport (size)photo of you in a Ricay shirt even better. Otherwise head and shoulers is fine.

 

Thanks, Mark. markabundock@aol.com

[GazzaBTFC]

Yep, well done Simon...now can U send me that e mail, please

[Ryan.c]

Simon V's the 'Raging Bull'!

[Dilbert]

Why can't we shoot the bull and we all can have a steak dinner. As long as the chef isn't from Yeading and we don't have to have carrots.

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[GazzaBTFC]

Quote:

Simon V's the 'Raging Bull'!

It's gonna get messy

[Keith.P]

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and we don't have to have carrots.

Sshhh...That could offend the crunchers

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Thanks for the email Simon, Mark.

[Ryan.c]

At the end of the game, and after Simon has given 'Billy the Braindead Bull' a good pasting with his Dr. Martens, I shall then ride horseback and stick spears into the dying carcass of Billy. The fatal wound will come however, when I lift the limpless bloodstained body of 'Billy' into my arms. I shall lift Billy's pathetic body into the mainstand, turn his head towards the pitch and make the beefy git watch the entire second half of a Boretree game. That'll finish him off!

[Iron Webbo]

You can't beat a good local derby can you?

 

Loadsa friendly rivalry!

 

(Although it does have to be said that Basildon is some way from Boretree!)