Shoot for a meal and represent Billericay at H.T.

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

[color:"blue"] SHOOT FOR A MEAL / HALF TIME AT BRAINTREE TOWN F.C AND REPRESENT Billericay Town F.c [/color]

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Good afternoon Billericay Town, my name is Mark.A.Bundock, Secretary of BTFC Supporters Club, AKA Mark- flag on BTFC website. (As I go to away games with a Sweden flag and an all Yellow flag)

 

On Sat 22nd January 05, We at the Supporters Club are doing a Shoot for a meal, what happens is a BRAINTREE TN Supporter will be up against a Billericay Town Supporter. (it is free)

The Shoot for a meal event will be done on the pitch at Half Time in front of the fans.

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We did this V 13 OTHER RYMAN LEAGUE CLUBS, last season and both HOME AND AWAY supporters got behind their representative and it was great fun.

Results so far [/color]

 

BTFC supporters named first.

Sam Bass BEAT Mark Hanking (AKA Urchin Boy) of Hornchurch 3.1 (ADULTS)

Richard Jackson LOST to Ben Christmas of Hitchin 0.1 (ADULTS)

Mark Reilly BEAT James Girling of Bognor 2.1 (ADULTS)

Martin Lomax LOST to Heybridge’s Gary Perkins 0.3 (ADULTS)

Sam Griffiths LOST to Canvey Island’s Andy O’Brien 0.2 (CHILDREN)

Kelvin Byrne BEAT Maidenhead’s Matthew Hussey 1.0 (CHILDREN)

John Welford LOST to Stortford’s Adam Sydes 2.3 (ADULTS)

Ian Sharp LOST to St.Albans Zealster EFM 2.3 (ADULTS)

Darren Duff LOST to Harrow Borough 0.0 / 0.1 (After Sudden Death) (Adults)

Phil Poulter BEAT Northwood’s Alan McNair 2.2 / 2.3 (After Sudden Death) (Adults)

Lisa McSweeney LOST to Sutton’s Paul Chalmers 1.2 (ADULTS)

Carl Kelly lost to Ketterings Alex Blanchard 2.3 (ADULTS)

 

This season 2004/5.

Bob Robinson Lost to Kingstonian’s Richard Exworthy 1.2 (ADULTS)

 

(So of the 13 events Braintree have won 4 and lost 9)

 

Dominic Ashford of Slough Town will also compete in this competition on the 8th Jan 2005. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

You will get 3 goes, this will be done alternatively. Dribble round 3 cones and shoot past a keeper. The winner is the one who scores the most goals, in the quickest time. The prize is a meal for two, a Sunday Carvery at Mr H, which was Formerly, The Four Seasons. (This voucher is valid for up to 6 months.)

 

WHAT WE WOULD REQUIRE from any volunteer.

1. They represent their Club in a BILLERICAY TOWN replica shirt.

2. They wear a pair of trainers, no football boots please, as the grounds man would not permit this.

 

If you are interested, we need to know as soon as possible, the latest being [color:"blue"] Friday 14th January 2005 [/color]as we will be sending a supporters club column to the Match Prog. Editor and we will mention both of the Supporters names and ages plus we also need to let the P.A person know for their commentary.

 

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER PLEASE email: markabundock@aol.com

We look forward to hearing from you and hope you will come to Cressing Road on JAN 22nd 2005.

For more information please read the BTFC (New) official message board www.braintreetownfc.org.uk then click on Forum.

 

Plus our Club mascot “BILLY THE BRAINTREE BULL “ will appear IN GOAL.

Braintree Town Supporters Club is running this and this will all add to the AFTERNOON’S entertainment off the pitch.

 

Thank you, Mark.

[Keith.P]

Looking forward to seeing Billy the Bull...Does he go to away games with his flags too??

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Billy went to Exeter, apart from that he stays at Home games.

 

A Picture of the H.T. Keeper.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

You forgot to mention how drunk Zealster was and he still caned your boy <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Ryan.c]

Oh dear, how much stick is that thing gonna get on the 22nd?! He's gonna have to be 'Vas'd'!

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Thanks for the PM Urchin Boy, tried to correct the spelling of your name, but was unable to edit.

 

Mark Hankin aka Urchin boy.

 

Sorry. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[Ryan.c]

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SHOOT FOR A MEAL / HALF TIME AT BRAINTREE TOWN F.C AND REPRESENT Billericay Town F.c

Maybe we should have a 'shoot the Braintree Bull for your meal' competetion instead?

[Keith.P]

Could be a problem as blood sports seem to be banned these days...Hmm maybe the big blue flag could somehow get tangled up with a gust of wind and cover 'ol Billy bull...Que the "Where's yer Billy gone" chants...hehehe - Now how could we possibly consider such devious and underhand tactics?!?!? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

[GazzaBTFC]

Has anyone put their hand up for this yet?

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

No Gazza.

 

Unless someone does by the 14th, it will have to be cancelled, shame as we got some one from Canvey, St.Albans, Slough, Heybridge, Hornchurch etc.

[extaffyjim]

I would volunteer myself for total embarassment but sadly i cant be there. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Ryan.c]

Apparently 'Beefeater' want to sponsor Billy

[GazzaBTFC]

...I thought MacDonald's were in the "hunt"?

[Iron Webbo]

C'mon Ryan & Gazza, surely one of you is up to challenge the mighty Billy!

 

Or maybe even TC? - beats drinking tea and making small talk at half-time!

[GazzaBTFC]

I'm sure that someone would love to see me make a total prat of myself, scuffing the ball into Billy The Bull's arms!!!

[Iron Webbo]

But Gazza, don't forget ...

 

The prize is a meal for two, a Sunday Carvery at Mr H, which was Formerly, The Four Seasons. (This voucher is valid for up to 6 months.)

[GazzaBTFC]

...It's tempting...

[Keith.P]

Look, why don't we just change the rules a tad?(just to get the no's up for this meal for 2 voucher in Braintree!!) -

Have 5 balls and 5 fans, place balls on floor no more than 10 yards out...Then all 5 run at same time and kick the balls as hard as possible in Billy Bulls direction - First one to knock him over wins !! - Just like a coconut shy really..

[Ryan.c]

...or the first one to baste him in lard and shove him in the oven. Who's the gimp that gets to dress up as a Cow then? And when the opposition play in red, does he go mad and charge?

[Keith.P]

...Just had a re-look at Billy Bulls picture..I always thought bulls had 4 legs...He must have been standing on just the 2 for his big piccie that day..Still guess normal service will be resumed soon and he will be walking round the ground on all fours...Will he wander over to say hi??