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SONGS FOR THE WALTHAM ABBEY FAN

as announced on the December 2004 chart show

 

1. Silence is golden..... a big hit on the empty terraces at Crappershots

 

2. Ghost town..... ditto, except when the Towners play there.

 

3. 5-4-3-2-1..... dwindling attendance figures as Fruitbat and mates go to watch Cheshunt play.

 

4. I can hear the grass grow..... maybe smoking some grass would make the games seem better.

 

5. A pub with no beer.... not since the Towners drunk the lot.

 

6. Alone again naturally.... well naturally, unless you count the army in the field behind;-)

 

7. Daydream Believer..... dreaming of finishing second to the Town of course

 

8. How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously?..... The Pet Shop Boys were never keen on the Abbey either!

 

9. Those were the days.... what exactly WAS the Waltham Hospital Senior Cup and how difficult was it to beat a team of 70 year olds on zimmerframes arf arf.

 

10. The green green grass of home.... change that for mud and you have the state of Crappershots.

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CWC it was Homeward Bound that Paul Simon was supposed to have writen on the station, The opening line was the clue but I still got your point. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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How about anon, i'm really someone else when I post but too shy to stand up and be counted, cos all my other posts are [****!!****] ones? and

SONGS FOR THE WALTHAM ABBEY FAN

as announced on the December 2004 chart show

 

1. Silence is golden..... but Brimmo never ever sung and strangley nor did ETFC before they deserted EFC, was that cos there was no ETFC?

2. Ghost town..... ditto, except when the Townies play there. Strange how Romford never bring anyone and nor did anyone in the earley 80's ( a case of know your history not just defect turn up with a new club and proclaim records)

 

3. 5-4-3-2-1..... dwindling attendance figures as Fruitbat and mates go to watch Cheshunt play. Shows the quality of posting when no one from the Abbey even knew fruitbat until last year when you brought him down.

 

4. I can hear the grass grow..... maybe smoking some grass would make the games seem better. well it did it for you until this season.

 

5. A pub with no beer.... not since the Towners drunk the lot. Strange for a person that again is clueless...too quote, brunob, southport, compo, none of them went without, and they all are our friends? They really need you..........

 

6. Alone again naturally.... well naturally, unless you count the army in the field behind;-)Thats about right for your backers.......

 

7. Daydream Believer..... dreaming of finishing second to the Town of course, yeh right, burnham come in burnham come in........football talk from fans..the most fickle, shame the enfield gazette interview your staff otherwise they all talk sense but they have to please the knobs like you

 

8. How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously?..... The Pet Shop Boys were never keen on the Abbey either! Well name a pet shop in Enfield and that may be where you met the wife....

 

 

9. Those were the days.... what exactly WAS the Waltham Hospital Senior Cup and how difficult was it to beat a team of 70 year olds on zimmerframes arf arf. At your age you might know seemingly if you can rememeber it, but when you diss a charitable organisation that raised lots of money for over 60 years then you realise your full potential as a football fan. Did ETFC thats ETFC ever win the Enfield Senior Cup? For Charity...no not yet......

 

10. The green green grass of home.... change that for mud and you have the state of Crappershots.

 

But this one is always the killer..............Its our mud, chew that agin its our mud, thats right thats right thats right...........its our mud, goodnight anon

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How about anon, i'm really someone else when I post but too shy to stand up and be counted, cos all my other posts are [****!!****] ones? .

5. A pub with no beer.... not since the Towners drunk the lot. Strange for a person that again is clueless...too quote, brunob, southport, compo, none of them went without, and they all are our friends? They really need you..........

........goodnight anon


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Well we are your friends but we still want the next 3 points when we meet at our place assuming our grass does not desert us in the second half of the season! Remember it is a season of two halves <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/teleport.gif" alt="" />
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Abbey Irrational really got wound up there didn't he? Toys out of the pram and all that. I was crying with laughter at his last post. If anyone can translate his response into proper English then post it here please ;-) I was rather hoping that Abbeyman might have answered it first. He's supposedly the brighter of the two bulbs.

 

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Abbeynut I went without beer at your place so dont blame me ( i wont d&d ),I dont like coke out of plastic bottles either but it was a top class tea. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" />

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3. 5-4-3-2-1..... dwindling attendance figures as Fruitbat and mates go to watch Cheshunt play. Shows the quality of posting when no one from the Abbey even knew fruitbat until last year when you brought him down.


Now look ere !! I'm a tad tiddled right now. Is someone aving a pop at me, or not ?!?!?

80 Bottles of Stella bought Xmas Eve, and I've nearly done. OH, I'm so Happy !! Oops, Gotta go Toilet.
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I know, I know, it was Widnes station (that is in Cheshire, Townies), and it was Homeward Bound, but wouldn't you want to be, stuck on Widnes station? It smells like Monday washday in your mum's kitchen when you were young. I was just playing the old Devil's Advocaat!

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Abbey Irrational really got wound up there didn't he? Toys out of the pram and all that. I was crying with laughter at his last post. If anyone can translate his response into proper English then post it here please ;-) I was rather hoping that Abbeyman might have answered it first. He's supposedly the brighter of the two bulbs.

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Abbeynut I went without beer at your place so dont blame me ( i wont d&d ),I dont like coke out of plastic bottles either but it was a top class tea. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" />


bru, not blaming you for anything just telling our friend anon some hometruths as always! Compo, no chance! Fruitbat, no one is picking on you, read it all properly. coup, tongue in cheek.....no its just about history something we both have funnily enough......those americans at brimsdown now theres one to start you off?
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