Where is everyone?

[coupwotcoup]

Come on you lot, where are you all? Down the pub, last minute Christmas shopping. Get yer asses into gear and get posting...I'm beginning to get bored now. Off work to next Wednesday...yippeee!

[theabbeyabbott]

At least we can go down the pub?

[coupwotcoup]

Oh there you are! Sorry about today, but something has cropped up so cannot make it. Will probably have to wait till the 22nd now.

[theabbeyabbott]

Dear me, such a hectic life! And all the boys were looking forward to meeting David Baddiel today!

[coupwotcoup]

Is nothing sacred any more? Had a no. 2 yesterday so that disguise has been dispensed with.

[theabbeyabbott]

Ah, so Minty now then is it?

[bigboybubs]

i am here coup

[coupwotcoup]

Lost me there...please expand.

[theabbeyabbott]

Corrie

[bigboybubs]

just stuffed the chicken, cooking the pork and the gammom boiling

[coupwotcoup]

Totally lost now..Don't do soaps. Every time I walk in the living room and the wife and daughter are watching EastEnders or whatever, everyone is always arguing. Not my scene. Mind you I did watch Trisha one morning and have been in complete shock ever since.

[theabbeyabbott]

got kicked out by the missus, came to work, panicking over two lost cheques, going to the pub at two, rescue squad out at about 8! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/redbanana.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/redbanana.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/redbanana.gif" alt="" />

[bigboybubs]

while we are here, anybody know how bowers got on against tilbury, and wealdatone yth v liverpool yth.

[theabbeyabbott]

I don't do Soaps either but had to have a look after our last game against you, when KC was in the middle. everyone kept calling him Minty and I wondered why!

[coupwotcoup]

Bowers v Tilbury off (see previous posts re lack of officials), and Liverpool 6-0 Wealdstone. Stones took about 300 up there apparently.

[bigboybubs]

cheers coup, been looking everywhere for results

[coupwotcoup]

Tony Banks has just said that anyone carrying a knife should be jailed...A bit of a bummer if you are carpet fitter I would have thought! I saw a sign in a Jewellers yesterday saying that under the EU directives, no earrings will be exchanged. So I suppose sex will be next. Heaven forbid when some faceless twonk in Brussels finds out about the exchanging of bodily fluids..hmmmmm

[theabbeyabbott]

Can you explain?

[coupwotcoup]

Work it out yourself dear boy! Why did she who must be obeyed kick you out? Getting under her feet I suppose. It's an old ruse that always works. Get in their way at every turn and eventually they tell you to sod off down the pub. I bet your coat was on before she had even finished the sentence!!

[theabbeyabbott]

let's just say she didn't have to ask twice.......anyway had to come to the office anyway to tie up a few loose ends...