Predictions For The Chelmsford game....

[GazzaBTFC]

Billericay to beat Chelmsford 5 - 0.

 

Attendance 1,265...not including three dogs, four cats and various birds that fly over the ground (cheeky buggers...flying over the New Lodge air space without paying...).

 

There will be 278 burgers consumed, 14 bacon and egg rolls with mushrooms, 115 cups of coffee and 178 teas...four of which will be spilt. 18 Mars bars would've been bought by a certain Ms. Faithfull but the less said about that, the better.

 

In the bar, there will be 1,789 pints of beers purchased and enjoyed, 189 soft drinks and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

The average waistline of the 'Ricay supporters would've grown about 2 inches due to the Xmas excess. Chelmsford supporters...Oooooo, 1 and a half inches. 24 paople will be nursing various ailments (colds, flu and madness). 48 people will be nursing some sort of hang over.

 

During the game, I predict that, hordes of Saxon Warriors to stampede across the ground, obscuring the Chelmsford 'Keepers view of a free kick, which will lead to our first goal. The ref will allow the goal to stand as he will be in the bar, not impeding with play. After that, Chelmsford annexe Poland causing us to all to shout "hurrah" and deafening their players, who will run around going "eh?" to anyone that opens their mouth. This causes confusion in their defence allowing Billericay to slot home four more goals.

 

I'm going to lie down now...

 

PS - This is a Lemsip Max induced post!!!

[extaffyjim]

Were yet to win a game 5-0, but you can guarantee that when we do, Gazza will have predicted it. On the subject, whens that prediciton league coming back? Correctly predicted 2-0 and Cousins on Tuesday, im on fire at the moment.

Chelmsford a tough one to predict on all counts.

I do think well win, but not sure of the score. Lets say derby day keeps the defeat to 2-1. Scorers? Dormer and Cousins always seems a good bet at the mo so lets stick with that.

Heard plenty of interest from people about the game so lets go for a mighty 1261 attendance.

Final prediction, me to consume 5 bottles before kick off (thats 11 to 12.30 yes?), another 2 at half time, and a final celebratory one after full time. Then to have nothing left to do after half 2 except drink lots more and get horribly sick. Cant wait!

[GazzaBTFC]

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Then to have nothing left to do after half 2 except drink lots more and get horribly sick. Cant wait!

Prediction for chunders anyone?

[extaffyjim]

Orange

[GazzaBTFC]

Of course, with the Saxon Warriors, there will be a huge amount of quaffing at the bar after the game....I only hope the bar is well stocked with enough mead and pig roast to keep 'em happy...

[jl]

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I only hope the bar is well stocked with enough mead and pig roast to keep 'em happy...

If ye olde burger van continues along ye miserable lines of Tuesdaye last, the latest but most (un)impressive in a never ending serial of catering "run out ofs", ye will be luckye to get a strip of crackling Sir Gazzahad.
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by the way the might blues will triumph 3-0 in front of a crowd of 1086 with goals from elder, forbes and wareham.

[Andy P]

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I only hope the bar is well stocked with enough mead and pig roast to keep 'em happy...

If ye olde burger van continues along ye miserable lines of Tuesdaye last, the latest but most (un)impressive in a never ending serial of catering "run out ofs", ye will be luckye to get a strip of crackling Sir Gazzahad.
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Tuesday night was the taking the p*ss really, went to get some after half time grub and all i got was 'nuh, sorry mate, only hot drinks left', what a joke, what's the point in having a fancy menu when they ALWAYS run out!!

[extaffyjim]

Yeah same here, wasnt impressed, especially since id queued for most of half time, when i could have been quaffing mead n stuff. All i endeed up with was a rather disappointing cup of tea. Theyre gonna have to put the effort in to keep well stocked on Monday, especially since kick off is lunchtimeish

[btfc 4 ever]

billericay 4-1 chelmsford city

cuz 2 elder n dorms

come on blues!!!!!!!!