id steer clear of north london for a bit

[CANV EFM]

unless u want to feel a right prick

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

What's been going on, CANV?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Merry Christmas <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Isn't it about time knives were completly banned, they have no real purpose except eating your dinner with.

Anyone caught with a knive outside a kitchen enviroment or needs one for work releated (or possible camping) should get 5 years straight away.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I wonder what the Lyrical Tarantula, with his avatar, would make of that, mate!

 

I don't think banning knives would make any difference unfortunately, though I agree with what you're saying entirely.

 

If you're intent on going out and stabbing a few people, a law banning knives, like guns, ain't gonna change your mind.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Very True

 

The LT only uses knives to sell records, he eats his dinner with plastic cutlery

[gertcha EFM]

what about knives on the living room table ?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

String em up and hand their bedrooms over to flatmates

[CANV EFM]

what about picnics..?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

plastic knives for picnics, cake can be cut at home in the controlled kitchen enviroment then transported in tubs without sharp edges.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

That plastic cutlery can hurt a bit though, Thornsy. I mean, has no-one ever stabbed you in the eye with a plastic fork? It ain't childsplay.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

That's true ..... we'll god gave us hands for a reason and we had hands a long time before cutlery so I say ban all cutlery and go back to using our hands!

 

Actually these stabbing took place outside one of our stations and right by where Kim used to live!

[CANV EFM]

those hands are dangerous things you know.. punching gougeing throttling.. i say ban hands outside the kitchen as well..oh and the bathroom in case you want to knock one out without offending any dinner guests