dinner with 4

[Guest]

famous dead people and and ask them 1 question? mine would be

 

(1) lady di "did you get topped"

2) adolf h "why "

(3)dean martin "tell me your life story"

(4)john lennon "did you like paul m ?"

[coupwotcoup]

1) Jesus - Please can you share your knowledge re turning water into wine?

2) Bobby Moore - So come on, did you really nick that bracelet?

3) Charles Dickens - So what was the mystery surrounding Edwin Drood?

4) Edward Smith (Titanic captain) - It was white and [****!!****] big so how the hell did you not see it?

[theabbeyabbott]

1) Chopper how did you not see the free-kick?

2) Compost Why did a ten foot giant get alledgedly get threatened and squeek like a mouse?

3) The Missus, why did you buy the wrong lottery numbers again?

4) The brewery, How did you arive at Imperial measures?

[theabbeyabbott]

Oh cobblers missed the bit about dead people, so I'll leave in compost....

 

1) Tommy Cooper, what was the joke you were going to tell?

2) Robert Maxwell..Why did you leave your rubber rings off?

3) Compost.....

4) Jesus, If you had holes in your feet how come you could walk on water?

[Guest]

1) Elvis Presley, why????

2) Marilyn Monroe, Did you really shag Kennedy?

3) Martin Luther King, What do you think of today's society?

4) Albert Einstein, Come on! is that a syrup or your real hair?

[compaq7500]

 

1) Captain of Titanic,can you swim ?

2) Mayor of Horoshima,it fell from the sky what happened next ?

3) Henry Viii,do they all swallow ?

4) Colonel Custer,what tribe were they from ?

[Guest]

1)paula yates ...did u buy him that belt?

2)kenny everett... does it hurt?

3)ronnie kray... wheres jacks hat?

4)gandi... what curry do u like most?

[Guest]

1) Fred West - Did you like Teddy boys as all your birds are in drainpipes?

2) Queen Mother - Were they really your teeth???

3) Diana - Is Harry really Chas's boy or Hewitts?

4) My uncle Fred - Where is the remote control 2 years of changing channel are doing my head in?