Chavmas!

[theabbeyabbott]

The 12 days of Chavmas

 

On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.

On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a

pikey in Burberry.

On the 3nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two

tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three

navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,

four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in

Burberry.

On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee

gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing, six

teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel

studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffes showing,

seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four

stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking, eight

midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee

gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding, nine

ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens

a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing, ten

lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies

stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones,

three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers chavving,

eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight

midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee

gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops

and a townie in Burberry

[lovely stuff]

Nice one Abbey.

 

But lets get this straight. At the Town v Abbey game,Abbey had about 30 'Cartoon Chav-miesters' in attendance. Town had none (well maybe one,You know who you are <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />.)Also Waltham Abbey is very well renowned for being a 'Pikey's holiday hotspot'.

 

But you then have the cheek to infure that people from Enfield are those things BECAUSE we live in a TOWN ,and the definition of a 'TOWNIE' in the dictonary sounds like the definition of a 'CHAV'.

 

How tenuous is that.? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />

 

 

PS. We never have and never will be called Townies. Our nickname is Towners. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/doah.gif" alt="" />

[theabbeyabbott]

And I just think the whole thing is funny.....gone fishing........

[Hawkeye Pierce]

hohoho!

[Mr Happy]

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And I just think the whole thing is funny.....gone fishing........

no there's a good idea. I wonder whether Mrs H will let me go fishing on Boxing Day!!!

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[Lightweight]

Lovely. Quite.Lovely.

[coupwotcoup]

Good to see the avatar thing we spoke about is building in strength!!!