9265 and out!

YELLOW · December 14, 2004

You'll be back Thorns. Who is going to wind up the Billericay lot in your abscence?

MADEFM · December 14, 2004

Cya mate

Ryan.c · December 14, 2004

Whilst your at it, you may as well disband your shitty little football club as well!

GazzaBTFC · December 14, 2004

When the going gets tough...the weak fll by the wayside...

extaffyjim · December 15, 2004

We'll miss you

YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~ · December 15, 2004

Oh dear, Thornsy.

You nick my credit card, shag my ex-girlfriend, taunt me for 3 years about a supposed mate of mine stealing a song I wrote, and when you were a teenage offender, some five years before you and I even met, you and your friend broke into my family home and ransacked it.

But hey, you're right. Taking the piss out of your beard is well out of order.

CANV EFM · December 15, 2004

ahhh the wheel of life grinds relentlesly onwards.. everyone gradually realises they are but tiny cogs in the machine, that nothing lasts forever... that..as 'take that' very nearly said, everything changes but me...

Ryan.c · December 15, 2004

Quote:

Oh dear, Thornsy.

You nick my credit card, shag my ex-girlfriend, taunt me for 3 years about a supposed mate of mine stealing a song I wrote, and when you were a teenage offender, some five years before you and I even met, you and your friend broke into my family home and ransacked it.

But hey, you're right. Taking the piss out of your beard is well out of order.

He also hasn't told you about the beastiality video he made with your pet pooch Trixie-Bell!

JKiF · December 15, 2004

ryan, abused in a former life?

EFM_Costello · December 15, 2004

What brought that on.

Zeals right since i've known him hes been the brunt of piss takes but he rarely let it get to him and you have allways helped in this pisstaking.

So what you upset about, me living in Oxford with my girlfriend and not coming out with you any more. I had to come all the way from oxford for that night out, and your giving me [censored] for it. What did i do wrong i left at about 2:30 big wow.

Oh no we joined the conservative club and take the piss because you dont like it.

This one i can understand Dave Ash liking a band.

Mate you have to sort it out.

GazzaBTFC · December 15, 2004

Personal stuff is always best sorted outside the public arena...doncha think?

CANV EFM · December 15, 2004

no way..!

SteveP · December 15, 2004

No the ingredients of what we need is:

Jerry Springer

100 or so Inbreds from the deep south

A man with confused parentage, a ref/aylesbury fan will do

Anyone one of the parties mentioned with a bout of Tourrettes syndrome

A man going out with a woman only to find out they aren't really a woman they are either a man/alien/cat/child

Vicky Pollard from Little Britain

I think there's a show in the making there. But what I think would help here is a few bars of this...

It's Christmas time

There's no need to be afraid

At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade

And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy

Throw your arms around the world at Christmas time

But say a prayer

Pray for the other ones

At Christmas time it's hard, but when you're having fun

There's a world outside your window

And it's a world of dread and fear

Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears

And the Christmas bells that ring there

Are the clanging chimes of doom

Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

(Oooh) Where nothing ever grows

No rain nor rivers flow

Do they know it's Christmas time at all

(Here's to you) raise a glass for everyone

(Here's to them) underneath that burning sun

Do they know it's Christmas time at all

Feed the world, feed the world, feed the world