Anyone got this??

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

 

Excellent album.

 

This is what you should be listening to, Thornsy. A bit of Lindisfarne. None of that Stereoworld [censored]. A bit of proper music, made by proper musicians with proper instruments.

 

Not just that lanky prick out of Carter and some dumb-ass twat programming a drum machine.

[Zagreus]

No, but this is a cracking album - 52 top choons!

 

[YELLOW]

My dad's got it, Zealster. He's a bit of a fan and has seen them live a couple of times.

[Canary Saint]

Also try 'Nicely Out Of Tune'

 

'Dingly Dell' is okay but not as good as the earlier albums

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Cheers, Canary Saint.

 

I have a Lindisfarne comp I bought about 15 years ago. Meet Me On The Corner, Lady Eleanor etc., but decided it was about time to expand the collection.

 

Fog On The Tyne is a superb album. Will give Nicely Out Of Tune a go next!!

[Chubbhead EFM]

a bit off topic this but...when i was in a taxi with my friend up here, the driver said we looked like Jethro Tull fans. That's not a good thing is it?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Errr.. not really.

 

Jethro Tull fans are mid-fifties, big beards, coffee breath and drink real ale. A bit like you average Geography teacher.

 

I wouldn't say you look like a Tull fan though, Chubbster!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Although your previous job in Costa's could qualify you for the coffee breath.

 

Lindisfarne are the geordie Chas'n'Dave

[SteveP]

A Geordie Chas & Dave?? That would be special..

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Thornsy's basis for that comment is on the only Lindisfarne song he's ever heard - Fog On The Tyne (Revisited) by Gazza and Lindisfarne.

 

And [****!!****]... I forgot the Cockram scan again!

[SteveP]

But Fog on The Tyne with Gazza sounds nowt like Chas & Dave.

 

The mere mention of the lads leads me to a little top 3 for the original dream team:

 

1. Ossies Dream (best remembered for 'Ossie went and scored a blinder in de cup for totting -- ham')

 

2. It's Lucky for Spurs when the year ends in one/ Tottenham went and beat the Ars-enal double A-side.

 

3. There ain't no pleasing you, a classic, pure and simple.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

The Victory Song

 

Now the FA Cup is occasion

Next best to Christmas Day

Every team that's in the country

They get their chance to play

They all deserve a big thank you

All for taking part

And there's a team who deserve a special mention

Let's all sing from the heart

 

We're off to Wembley 'cause we beat the [****!!****]*al

We're off to Wembley 'cause we beat the [****!!****]*al

In the North-London Cup they was only runners-up

Now they can't get the double up the [****!!****]*al

 

Now that's enough about the [****!!****]*al

'Cause the semi-final's done

Now we're off again to Wembley

To win another one

With Gazza in there dazzling

It's gonna be Tottenham's day (Tottenham)

But it was a lovley feeling as we got there

When we put them Gunn*rs away

 

Now we promise we won't mention

The [****!!****]*al anymore

'Cause it's Tottenham Hotspur in the final

To do the business that's for sure

We're proud to be at Wembley

As any team would be

And just a final word in case you missed it

Here's how we got there see

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Not forgetting...

 

Tottenham Tottenham, no-one can stop 'em

 

and...

 

We're Hotshot Tottenham, we are the super Spurs

Everybody knows we're the football connoisseurs

 

Lyrical genius!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

To the tune of "My Old Man"...

 

Don't bend down when Wenger's around

'cause you might get a willy up your [****!!****]

He had the cheek to call us deer

then we found out that he was a Queer

He dillies, he dallies, he doesn't like the fannies

all he really wants is a big fat hairy [****!!****]

So don't bend down when Wenger's around

'cause you might get a willy up your [****!!****]

[CANV EFM]

sit down you p.....phile

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

We don’t need no drunken drivers,

No baggage stealers in our team,

No lying Judas or cocaine dealers

Wenger leave those kids alone

HEY WENGER,LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE,

all in all your just another prick from Arsenal.

 

***********

 

Pride of North London, we're [****!!****] of the south

We hate the Arsenal, 'cos they are all mouth

We took the North Bank, and that was [censored] all

The Tottenham will rise and the Arsenal will fall

 

***********

 

Vieira ooohhh

Vieira ooohhh

He wants to leave the Scum,

Cos Campbell wants his bum

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

RSol Campbell - I Will Survive!!

 

At first I was a yid. I was deified.

If I'd walk in to the red sea it would move aside.

But then I spent so many nights thinking how to do you wrong

And though It took two years of planning I've finally strung you all

along.

 

And now I'm back. Just up the road.

It doesn't matter where you're from to see that I'm a [censored] toad.

I've stabbed you in the back and lied right to your [censored] face

If I knew my mum I'd shag her and I'm feeling [censored] ace.

 

And so I'm off. Please don't be sad.

Ten years to some means nothing - so to a million it can't be bad.

The way I see - you owe me so bow down and worship me

And now my kit looks like a tampon it should be easier to seeeee...

 

That I'm a [censored] c*nting slag.

I wonder who-of my teammates I will be the first to shag

Whether youthfull looking Freddie, or the Gaulic rear of Pires,

Of course there too is Arsene I hope he likes my bondage dress.

 

Right, "Up the ar*e!" They're all at it.

It's just a shame that last year we sold Overmars and Petit,

I've heard many things about them -That Marc squeals just like a girl

But I'll have to take them backwards cos their faces make me want to hurl.

 

But I'm in [censored]. The fans just are not great.

This move to the library might have just seal-ed my fate.

The yiddo firm is all angry and Denton's dangling off a bridge

I'll need round the clock protection e'en when I look in to my fridge,

 

And I - I won't survive.

Violence, hate and fire will send me screaming down my drive,

I'll be begging for forgiveness, I'll be down upon one knee,

No matter where I go they'll hate me - I'll have to play for Germany.

 

And so I'll go. Walk out the door.

I'll just tell them... that they should have won the war.

I'll just trample on Saint George and say "it really wasn't me

By the way what are you paying? And what is my sign-on feeeeeeeeee?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Actually, that I Will Survive is fking superb!!

 

How about this!!?...

 

Have you ever seen Campbell with a Bird

Have you ever seen Campbell with a Bird

Have you ever seen Campbell, ever seen Campbell, ever seen Campbell

Have you ever seen Campbell with a Bird

 

Simple, but effective!!

[SteveP]

All time Sky Fanzone quote Spurs v Arsenal..

 

Camera pans to Arsene Wenger on the side line giving directions...

 

Spurs fan: 'Shut it you pimp!'

 

Poetry.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Quote:

Also try 'Nicely Out Of Tune'

Consider it tried! Bought it earlier this week. Very good, and better than Fog On The Tyne, I reckon, if only for the superb Winter Song.

Elvis Costello once judged Winter Song the "finest song ever written". Bold statement, but he'd not far wrong.

SteveP - think I put Winter Song on one of your compilations a couple of years back, actually!