Windsor Unveil New Mascot

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Its christmas time, theres no need to be afraid,

At Christmas time, we let in Ed,

And we banish Browne,

And in our World in Windsor,

We Can shed a tear for Slough,

Put you arms round Wexham Park,

At Christams time,

But say a prayer,

Prayer for the other ones,

At Christmas time, its hard

But when your winning games,

Theres another team at Staggy,

Who will go down with the K's,

Cos there defence is awful,

And there strikers all are gays,

And both the fans that come,

Are all of five foot tall,

So tonight thank god it them,

Instead of us,

And there wont be promotion For Windsor,

The closest they will get this year is 12th,

Where no talent grows,

And no fans ever go,

Do they know theres football on at all

(INSTRUMENTAL)

Heres to Hadds,

Put in a cross for Hodgey,

Heres To Spence,

And his takling thats dodgy,

Do they know how great Slough really are?

INSTUMENTAL

Feed the Hodgey

 

Feed the Hodgey,

 

Feed the Hodgey,

 

Another hatrick past Windsor,

 

Feed the Hodgey,

 

Another hatrick past Windsor,

 

 

Feed the Hodgey,

 

Another hatrick past Windsor,

 

Feed the Hodgey,

 

Another hatrick past Windsor,

 

TO FADE

 

THE THINGS YOU THINK OF WHILST MARKING GCSE MOCKS!!!

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

What do you reckon lads apologies for typos but i was doing this as i was listenign to cd, so i did the whole thing in like 4 minutes... behind goal chant on the 27th?

[Woody SUFC]

I hope your not marking English!

 

Stealing my idea tut tut. Windsor version will be able to buy in all good shops..and alot of bad ones

[Woody SUFC]

The Windsor version (more faithful to the original)

 

1: It's Christmas time

There's no need to be afraid

At Christmas time

We let in Slough and we banish Craig

And in our world of plenty

We can spread a smile of joy

Throw your arms around the Slough

At Christmas time

 

2: But say a prayer

Pray for the Slough fans

At Christmas time it's hard

But when you're beating them

There's a club outside of Windsor

but despite that they play here

Where the only water flowing

Is in the watered down beer

And the Christmas bells that ring

There are the clanging of bells of doom

Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

 

Feed the Slough!

Let them know it's Christmas time

Feed the Slough!

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

 

3: And there won't be a team in Slough

This Christmas time

The greatest gift they'll get this season is life

Where no club plays in Slough town

No football kicked nor songs sung

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

 

Feed the Slough

Let them know it's Christmas time

Feed the Slough

Let them know it's Christmas time

[Radders]

I'd already started working on this one, but having seen your one Marcus I thought I'd get mine sorted as well. ENJOY!

 

It’s Christmas time, Windsor fans are so afraid

Cos here come Slough and this time the player’s have been paid

So as we come to Windsor

Eddie spreads a smile of joy

Three points will come to Slough, this Christmas time

But say a prayer, and pray for the small people

We like to laugh, but Woody finds it very cruel

Our cup run might be over

But we’re still very proud

And the win against Browne’s Dover

It kept us singing loud

And we might just win the Capital League

With double Windsor’s crowd

Well tonight we’ll celebrate three points for Slough

And there won’t be hope for Windsor fans this Christmas time

The best that they can hope for is to score

But Carroll fluffs his shot

And Saulsbury outplays Scott

Do Windsor know how to win at all?

 

Here’s to them

When in May they’re going down

Here’s to them

Drop a league with Dover’s Browne

Do Windsor know how to win at all?

 

Feed the Woody

Help him grow to four foot tall

 

REPEAT TO FADE

[Barry Scott]

i think there'll be a few more singers behind the Slough goal then Windsor's anyday.

[GarySTFC]

Wouldn't say that, I think we've got about 15 each. Well 15 Slough - 10 Windsor. Not enough on either side on to make a real atmosphere in an open plan stadium.

[charlie]

in a rather strange state last night marcus and i were thinking of new songs to sing after the upsurge of "do they know its christmas" songs.... here's one of the best

 

Matt's the way uh huh uh huh i like it uh huh uh huh....

 

also thought of another this morning (in style of amore)

When the ball hits the net you know its a sure bet

its glen harris

when the slough town fans roar it can only be because of

glen harris...

hee hee hee any others?

[Radders]

Amore is not a good tune to use as when I devised the Matt Miller one for that he stopped scoring.

[charlie]

true... i remember that one

still matts the way uh huh uh huh... etc could work

[Guest]

Charles forget to mention my favourite one..:

 

Hey big Spencer (DA DA DA DA) Spend a little time with Rads....

[Guest]

Hey big Spencer... spend a little time with Rads

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Sorry both me :s login probs

[charlie]

charles? who he? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

hi mucus and all i can't log in because i don't know how to and too complicated and would love to learn after christmas if east berkshire college can help

dave programes

[Woody SUFC]

Ah dave. My fave Slough fan. Keep up the good work Dave! True Legend

[charlie]

mucus is a fairly apt term what with the poor babe's cold at the mo...

[Dominic]

Quote:

Ah dave. My fave Slough fan. Keep up the good work Dave! True Legend

At least thats someting we can agree on Woody!

[Guest]

cheers woody windsor i will hope to meet you again if not antil are derby match with you good luck and take care. seasons greetings dave

 

dave programes

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Who remembers SEAN@s SHOW? Starring Sean Hughes... Poss Allaway Chant

Its Seanys show la la la le

Its Seanys Show le le le le

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Its Seanys show.....Sean's show