current outstanding footy bets.

[CANV EFM]

im long of everton points at 58.5 (50 sheets a point) so beat those scouse c..ts this weekend you er scouse c..ts...

im also long of west ham over leeds at 0.9 in total goals (a onner a point) so do those northern monkeys you er.. east london filth..

if any one fancys a quick win bet in the opposite direction for these two games i am as unlucky as [****!!****] at footy gambling.. if i am quids in tonight i will be p.ssing it up the wall in some sarfend casino till the early hours

[CANV EFM]

well there i was watching some shocking football at upton park on friday night, quietly confident that i would finish 10 pounds up..

so confident that we left with a min to go for a pint in some poncy lounge we were near (and our seats had cushions, good to see west ham have spent money wisely recently).. by the time we had got there those dopey claret c..ts had cost me ninty quid.. both of those teams where shocking, it was like conf football but faster, with one exception.. sheringham, totally different class, he must have been thinking 'what am i doing out here with these c..ts'.. if west ham do sneak up they will be back down by november..

fortunatly everton came good again.. come on you toffees!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Wonder if Nigel D and co are still moaning about having a 37-year old playing for them!