A Great Weekend.

[Big J R]

A white haired man walked into a jeweller's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side.

 

"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend !" he said.

 

The jeweller looked through his stock, and took out a lovely ring priced at £2,000.

 

"I don't think you understand, I want something very unique." he said.

 

At that, the jeweller went to get his special stock from the safe. "Here's a stunning ring at just £10,000."

 

The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.

 

"How are you paying ?" The jeweller asked.

 

"I'll pay by cheque, but of course you will want to make sure everything is in order at the bank, so I'll write the check and you can phone the bank tomorrow. I'll pick up the ring on Monday."

 

Monday morning a very p1ssed-off jeweller phoned the man up.

 

"You old f*rt, you lied... there's no money in that bank account."

 

 

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"I know there isn't, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I9ve just had ?" [color:"black"]

 

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