Stuck for a Christmas Present?

[coupwotcoup]

Now reduced in price, get your limited edition Enfield Town 'In the Advent of losing Calendar'. There is a referee behind every window!!

 

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[Tom S]

Surely there should also be dodgy pitches and injured players, not just referees.

[coupwotcoup]

You have to keep something back for the next three years!

[Nikki 50/50]

do u work at all coupwotcoup?!? or have a life in general?

[coupwotcoup]

Soy periodista senorita. Yo trabjo son las quatro horas, mas tarde!

[Nikki 50/50]

translated by dictionary.com:

 

I am senorita journalist. I trabjo hours are quatro, but late!

 

 

you sure u got that right?!

[coupwotcoup]

Now you know why I failed A level Spanish!! Rearrange it into a well known phrase or saying!

[coupwotcoup]

If the Townies should lose on Sunday, what are the odds on what time and who will be posting the first whinge?

 

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[Tom S]

Compo. Three minutes after he gets home. Guaranteed.

[coupwotcoup]

Depends if there is a raffle though, it is Sunday after all!!!

[The Invisible Man]

I think he prefabricates them before the game.

[coupwotcoup]

...another idea for a Christmas present..Get it now, The Biggest Bumper Book of Enfield Town Whinges - Ever!

[Ron Merlin]

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...The Biggest Bumper Book of Enfield Town Whinges - Ever!

Andy Hat, you on the case? Great fund-raising idea, coupwotcoup, much obliged <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[Nikki 50/50]

how many pages dedicated to the ref!

[Guest]

Or the old chestnut we could draw on every time: We lost because Southprat was spouting drivel throughout the game!

[coupwotcoup]

Nah, it doesn't have the same ring tone as "oh bloody hell, the ref was a homer again, everyone is against us and if we lose there is a conspiracy theory somewhere to be uncovered...But hey, I know where you are coming from!!

[lovely stuff]

coupwotcoup,As Mr Winner would say .'CALM DOWN DEAR'.

 

It seems Romford being drawn against enfield Town in the league cup,has tipped you over the edge. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

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Soy periodista senorita. Yo trabjo son las quatro horas, mas tarde!

bumsen Sie weg von Ihnen C**t!

[coupwotcoup]

Well that was rather awe inspiring.

[Hawkeye Pierce]

3 minutes - nah bit slow me thinks! Or me doesn't as the case may be!