Junior's just....................

[coupwotcoup]

mon bouche est ferme.

[abbey262]

my oral exam was well funny, my teacher was trying to tell me what to say using her arms, it was like a game pictionary. she was trying to get me to say i visited the eifel tower, what she was doing was so funny i just started laughing!!!!!

[coupwotcoup]

So you got A level semaphore then and now guide helicopters onto aircraft carriers!!!

[abbey262]

yer something like that

[Nikki 50/50]

my teacher is the biggest bit-- alive; we hate each other; thats the main reason i think i wont to do well.

 

but can ti just say Je ne comprende pas to everything?!

[coupwotcoup]

Je ne connais pas.

[abbey262]

je visite le eifel tower is always a good one

[Nikki 50/50]

what if she asks what subjects i do! that wont help!

 

leaving for it now; later x

[Ron Merlin]

Oral exams! Takes me back.

 

How's about:

 

"J'emmerde tout le monde à mon équipe de foot quand je vends les billets de loterie... "

 

"Le gardien de but n'est pas du tout sympa... "

 

"Mon père parle vraiment trop" (no offence ST - just helping! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />)

 

Anyway, bonne chance!

 

Bad translation tool here.

[abbey262]

le samedi passé, nous avons battu deux zéro d'enfield le ville

[Ron Merlin]

Je le sais, merde! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[abbey262]

vous vraiment ne devriez pas jurer, particulièrement avec de jeunes filles comme le junior autour

[Ron Merlin]

Mon cul, oui... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Extra marks for knowledge of the vernacular, innit?

[Mr Happy]

How about goodo lucko el Junioro

[abbey262]

que tous voulons-nous pour Noël cette année ?

[Badger]

It's easier just to say 'Do you speaka the english lingo' very slowly and loudly.

[Nikki 50/50]

they're not deaf or stupid just because they're french.. well not deaf nesecarily. thanks happy. wat did u say alb?!

 

vous vraiment ne devriez pas jurer, particulièrement avec de jeunes filles comme le junior autour

 

whats that?!

[Badger]

I was merely pointing out the usual way the British speak when on holiday.

 

Personally, I'd loveto be able to speak aforeign language, German preferably, but all I can say is stuff like 'Die Sonderkraftzeug ist kaput' which isn't of much use conversationally.

[Nikki 50/50]

i had german lessons for 2/3 years, all i remember are swear words i learnt on the exchange!

[Mr Happy]

Have you been investing Daddy's hard earned cash on the foreign exchanges Junior???!!! I didn't realise you were so financially aware. After all, it's normally "Dad can I have some money"!