EFM PREDICTION LEAGUE

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Welcome to the inaugural season of the EFM Prediction League.

 

You must pick three members for your "Firm". One from Category A. One from Category B. One from Category C.

 

The groups are as follows....

 

CATEGORY A:

Thorns

Costello

Bin Fadhel

Jesus

Griffiths

Fenton

 

CATEGORY B:

Gaffer

TL aka GHA

John Farmer

Mark White

AFF

Jolly Rogers

 

CATEGORY C:

Knocky

Patrick

Zimmerman

Webbo

Rob The Saint

Saints64Mad

 

 

So, once you've picked one from each category, you have your "Firm" for the season.

 

Now, points are won as follows:

 

Drinking on the terraces: 1pt per alcoholic beverage

Jumping the fence to get in free: 5pts

Invading the pitch: 5pts

Cider-lobbing: 10pts

Hitting an opposition fan: 10pts

Being hit by an opposition fan: 15pts

Getting thrown out of Non-League Ground: 15pts

Getting thrown out of League Ground (i.e. FA CUP): 20pts

Getting arrested: 50pts

 

The "Firm" with the most points at the end of the season wins!!

 

Happy picking everyone!!!!

 

 

 

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE ITEM. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS "PREDICTION LEAGUE PARODY" SERIOUSLY.

[Laz]

What does TL stand for?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Ok then. Well, I'll get the ball rolling.

 

My Firm is as follows...

 

Cat A: Thorns

Cat B: John Farmer

Cat C: Webbo (plenty of boozing on the terraces points!!)

 

Any more entrants??

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Sorry, for TL read GHA!!

[Laz]

Okay, I thought that was me!

 

Anyway...

 

A. Fenton

B. Jon Farmer

C. Patrick

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

No place for R Turtle? Getting hit by an opposition goalie must surely be worth loadsa points!

 

a. Thorns

b. AFF (is that cigar a lethal weapon?)

c. Saints64mad

[Laz]

Good choice Rob, except "being hit by" is worth far less than just "hit", especially if running off to the Police Station after the game instead of hitting the goalie back.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Was this the Cleevley incident at Dulwich, or is the Mutant Ninja a serial goalkeeper-goader??

[Laz]

Hampton two seasons ago. The keeper disliked the use of the word "[****!!****]". He then punched RT in the mouth.

 

How many points for enciting opposition players? As GA has now left we can't upset our own anymore.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

15 pts for inciting an opposition player into getting himself sent off.

 

30 pts for getting hit by an opposition player.

 

40 pts if it's Wayne Andrews

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

There was me thinking the incident on the opening day of the season in the bar was the first ruck with Hampton, but I was wrong - well done RT.

 

So apart from Hampton, Aldershot, Canvey, Kingstonian and Hendon, have we upset anyone else lately??

[Laz]

CZ, do you fancy a few Strongbows on Saturday?

[Laz]

I thought I saw a younger EFM member trying it on with a group of Purfleet players. But that's about all I can remember of that day.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Safeway do a glass 2-litre bottle of Cloudy Cider so I may partake in some of that with you. Lovely stuff it is.

 

Do Colney allow you in with glass bottle of 9.5% Cider??

[Laz]

Plastic bottles are far better projectiles than cans, so let's get a few in.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Get me a bottle of that cloudy cider!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Has anyone found out what the name of that cloudy cider in the Mermaid is yet??

 

We really could do with some in the club bar.

 

Colin Zeal

CAMCC (campaign for cloudy cide)